Cycle shorts and.......erm......bits 'n pieces.

[welsh dragon]

No, I've got nothing to hide. If you see what I mean.

 

[Fnaar]

Where is @Fnaar

Very occasionally I take time away from the screen. improving my knoweldge of the Spanish language and Italian 'artisan' breads
But it doesn't take me long to get back to helmet jokes.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

try testicle tucking

Is that like an aero-tuck? Geeez, some people will do just about anything to build up more speed!

 

[IDMark2]

Now look you lot, the OP said he was being serious about this, and what has he got? Three pages of innuendos and cheap jokes.

In fact, he should just print it all out and stuff the print out paper down his shorts, both showing the contempt he got for a serious question and solving the problem at the same time.

 

[welsh dragon]

Now look you lot, the OP said he was being serious about this, and what has he got? Three pages of innuendos and cheap jokes.

In fact, he should just print it all out and stuff the print out paper down his shorts, both showing the contempt he got for a serious question and solving the problem at the same time.

Ive forgotten what this thread was about now

 

[welsh dragon]

Ah yes. I remember now. You want the pad to go further up in the front. I think you'll find that's called a nappy

 

[Peteaud]

Now look you lot, the OP said he was being serious about this, and what has he got? Three pages of innuendos and cheap jokes.
.

Point of order, this thread is very educational.

We now know what plum folding is.

And i know i never want to become a tranny. as it will hurt, alot.

 

[ayceejay]

The thing with the helmet rhing is to remove your hands at a certain point to see if it stays on its own - the girls will be impressed by this.

 

[MikeG]

Anyone notice that Welsh Dragon is showing an awful lot of interest in this thread about men's bits? Not that that means anything of course. Who sir? Me sir? Heaven forfend. No sirree........

For those who worried about the OP not getting what he wanted from the thread, let me just say that I had low expectations, and they've been met.

 

[IDMark2]

Whatever the cycling diet/ nutrition/ fuel question, the answer is almost always "flapjacks".

Also probably the answer if you're concerned about cherries being too free and likelihood of oats being available.

 

[welsh dragon]

Anyone notice that Welsh Dragon is showing an awful lot of interest in this thread about men's bits? Not that that means anything of course. Who sir? Me sir? Heaven forfend. No sirree........

For those who worried about the OP not getting what he wanted from the thread, let me just say that I had low expectations, and they've been met.

The fact is, I'm having a great time at your expense sir. This is very funny. I thought it was only women who talked about bits.now i know differently. Carry on men.

 

[Mr Celine]

Wear a jersey like this

If you casually sling your willy over your shoulder everyone will think you're a petrol pump.

Works for me.

 

[buggi]

Wear a jersey like this

If you casually sling your willy over your shoulder everyone will think you're a petrol pump.

Works for me.

lmao

 

[marknotgeorge]

Whatever the cycling diet/ nutrition/ fuel question, the answer is almost always "flapjacks".

Also probably the answer if you're concerned about cherries being too free and likelihood of oats being available.

Isn't there a danger of crumbs?

 

[Bryony]

I'm crying with laughter reading this thread!