Randomnerd
Bimbleur
- Location
- North Yorkshire
New feature which should be available for any thread starter:
The Self-Flame Button
Abstract
A poster posts a post in, say, Cars and DIY: E.g., “Recently flattened next door’s moggie while backing my Maserati into the cul de sac. I’ve buried the dead cat in the compost heap. I think it was dead. Now I’m worried in case I have any sharp cat teeth lodged in the tread, but dare I visit Modena at the moment for a once over? What do all you pet lovers think?”
Members read said post and helpful commentary begins.
The poster has second thoughts about the thread. Perhaps a first flush of shame or embarrassment at not talking it through at the breakfast bar first.
Whoosh! Kaboom! Press the Self-Flame Button!
Contributors logging into the cat vs Maserati thread will see a short clip of the screen bursting into flames. It’s done.
Pressing SFB prevents the member posting for seven days, and a little fire symbol appears on their avatar for twelve months.
Social engineering by cyclists, for cyclists. The more I type the more I like it.
Start your new feature ideas here.