Howsabout @Scoosh for REcumbent Deputy PM?
Surely if he's recumbent he'd be more suited to a place in the House of Lords? He'd fit right in...
Howsabout @Scoosh for REcumbent Deputy PM?
Wait your turn, sunshine - it's mine, all mine, mu ha ha!... although I wouldn't say no if Health came up.
True!You only want it to chat up the nurses...
Is Religious Affairs still up for grabs?
It that case, it's yours! I never was any good at politics.Only a big clot would take on a controversial post like that!
I think you're missing the point of this thread.
Well I suppose you couldn't do worse than the incumbent Deputy PM.
And that's "Shadow Minister for Jealousy" to you!
I know, is they a food minister? I can be really unpopular and make all cyclists vegan eco warriors..