CycleChat Investigates - talentless slebs

Which annoying, talentless, objectionable sleb do you dislike the most?

  • Alexander Amstrong

    Votes: 2 2.3%
  • Ant and Dec

    Votes: 22 25.0%
  • Jo Brand

    Votes: 5 5.7%
  • Russell Brand

    Votes: 30 34.1%
  • Jeremy Vine

    Votes: 14 15.9%
  • Anyone who's surname is substituted with 'Essex'

    Votes: 24 27.3%
  • Piers Morgan

    Votes: 22 25.0%
  • Kim Kardashian

    Votes: 32 36.4%
  • Claudia Winkelman

    Votes: 3 3.4%
  • Prince Harry

    Votes: 10 11.4%

  • Total voters
    88
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Electric_Andy

Heavy Metal Fan
Location
Plymouth
I don't mind Jo Brand, at least she tries to be funny and has done quite well off her own back. Not my taste but sometimes humerous.
Russell Brand - I envy his ability to get his words out so well, something I can never do, but he likes the sound of his own voice a little too much for my liking.
Ant and Dec I like. They are good, clean presenters and have I assume worked very hard over many years now.
I don't like the Kardashians or indeed anyone who has a "hectic" (read melodramatic) life and chooses to invite camera men to film it. But as we know there is a big market for this type of entertainment. My partner watches all of the "real housewives of Orange county" etc which really grates on me, but we're all different.

To be honest, I'm not sure why there seems to be such a dislike for Ant and Dec. They try hard in a business that is quite cut-throat and have continued to do it very well IMHO. I'd trust them to present anything in a respectful and tasteful way, even if their humour is sometimes a bit childish, but it seems to work for their audiences
 

DRM

Guru
Location
West Yorks
Stephen Mulhern is a useless, talentless daffodil that should be dragged outside and beaten to a pulp, I cannot stand him
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Can Prince Harry be called a celeb?
Im no Royalist and think they are a waste of flem but have always rather liked Harry. He seems normal and comes across as sincere, caring, honest and more real than 99% of people in the public eye. A lot like his mum.
I vote Harry be removed from the voting but you can replace him with his wife :okay:
 

DRM

Guru
Location
West Yorks
Can Prince Harry be called a celeb?
Im no Royalist and think they are a waste of flem but have always rather liked Harry. He seems normal and comes across as sincere, caring, honest and more real than 99% of people in the public eye. A lot like his mum.
I vote Harry be removed from the voting but you can replace him with his wife :okay:
I whole heartedly agree, she's more fake then a £300 carbon Pinarello frame direct from china, I reckon the rest of the family saw straight through her in no time, both Harry & William do come across as being decent blokes, they know they come from a very priviliged background, but do try to be normal at least
 

DRM

Guru
Location
West Yorks
I don't mind Jo Brand, at least she tries to be funny and has done quite well off her own back. Not my taste but sometimes humerous.
Russell Brand - I envy his ability to get his words out so well, something I can never do, but he likes the sound of his own voice a little too much for my liking.
Ant and Dec I like. They are good, clean presenters and have I assume worked very hard over many years now.
I don't like the Kardashians or indeed anyone who has a "hectic" (read melodramatic) life and chooses to invite camera men to film it. But as we know there is a big market for this type of entertainment. My partner watches all of the "real housewives of Orange county" etc which really grates on me, but we're all different.

To be honest, I'm not sure why there seems to be such a dislike for Ant and Dec. They try hard in a business that is quite cut-throat and have continued to do it very well IMHO. I'd trust them to present anything in a respectful and tasteful way, even if their humour is sometimes a bit childish, but it seems to work for their audiences
I too detest the "Real housewives of...." all I take from it is they have all that money, yet they're all miserable with their lot, perhaps they should do a swap, Real housewives of Orange County", Swap lives with "Real Housewives of local rough estate" and see how real people have to live on very little, whilst getting shafted by the likes of them
 
I whole heartedly agree, she's more fake then a £300 carbon Pinarello frame direct from china, I reckon the rest of the family saw straight through her in no time, both Harry & William do come across as being decent blokes, they know they come from a very priviliged background, but do try to be normal at least
Harry and Wills come across as lads you would find at work or can have a social drink with. Just ordinary, and i think the public can relate to them so like them
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
A couple of years ago we watched the Mastermind Celebrity Xmas specials.
In the first one we saw we recognised nobody except John Humphrys.

The Slebs were to a man and woman as thick as pig-poo! To make it worse/unbearable, they laughed whenever they got a simple question wrong. They laughed a lot!

Schadenfreude meant we watched the whole series and with very few honourable exceptions all of them were similarly intellectually the equivalent of a long dead Goldfish.

Funnily enough, the few we knew were the best contenders.

Having 'Been there, got the T-shirt.' we didn't watch the next Xmas.
 

stephec

Legendary Member
Location
Bolton
A couple of years ago we watched the Mastermind Celebrity Xmas specials.
In the first one we saw we recognised nobody except John Humphrys.

The Slebs were to a man and woman as thick as pig-poo! To make it worse/unbearable, they laughed whenever they got a simple question wrong. They laughed a lot!

Schadenfreude meant we watched the whole series and with very few honourable exceptions all of them were similarly intellectually the equivalent of a long dead Goldfish.

Funnily enough, the few we knew were the best contenders.

Having 'Been there, got the T-shirt.' we didn't watch the next Xmas.
I know that I'm going to end up saying, 'who?' half the time, but I still watch it.

I just like that smug feeling when I score higher on their specialist subject than they do, although to be fair I'm probably a lot more relaxed sat at home. 😀
 

Saluki

World class procrastinator
Im a little surprised there is not more dislike for Claudia Winkleman. Shes a talent vacuum, good only for shampoo adverts and setting fire to children. I suspect the single vote she has garnered was from a female researcher.
It’s true, she is really irritating but, she is outclassed, in that list, by so many others who are more irritating than she is.

4 or 5 votes would have seen her garnering more votes, I suspect.
 
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