CycleChat Investigates - talentless slebs

[Cycleops]

How on earth did that talentless idiot Gemma Collins sneak by....she'd get my vote first, least and every time.

+1. She's got be near the top of the list too, plus anyone more wobbly than the UK economy.

 

[Drago]

Keeping it classy.

That's the Drago guarantee - classier than a shell suit doused in Brut33 or your money back.

 

[derrick]

I think its on Youtube somewhere along with the WW2 British flying aces, B&W 'scratched' film. Captured by the nazis, they speak in street slang instead of 'I say chaps' etc.

Another classic was them doing Blue Peter parodies (with a dog) and one in which they had to apologise to their audience for a team member's descent into sex, drugs and debauchery but done as if we the TV audience are 8 years old (based maybe on Richard Bacon's infamous cocaine related sacking??).

How the f*** is that funny?

 

[Oldhippy]

So funny.

 

[matticus]

So funny.

Armstrong and Miller did some great things. Similar program to Mitchell and Webb; for me the latter were a bit cleverer. M&W have also gone on to do much more with their careers.

(David Mitchell has done pretty well in the marriage department, the bastard ... )

 

[Drago]

Oh aye, Mitchell is definitely punching.

 

[flake99please]

If you’re going to play the worst sleb top trumps you have to include the entire cast of ‘Geordie Shore’. I shall therefore be abstaining in this vote.

 

[Randomnerd]

Im a little surprised there is not more dislike for Claudia Winkleman. Shes a talent vacuum, good only for shampoo adverts and setting fire to children. I suspect the single vote she has garnered was from a female researcher.

She has nice hair.

For your next poll, how about some preliminary findings from your research team, so as to draw up a short list.
Might be even more fun, if that is possible.
Say “@drago investigates snack meals: which quick snack hits the spot?” Your researchers have a couple of days to make up the list, and once that’s up vote from there. Better stats. More work to keep you off polishing your small arms in the man cave.
Looking forward to the spring series. And the annual graphs, please.

edited time to team. Used to like Time Team

 

[Drago]

Thats actuslly not a bad idea Mr Nerd. Watch this space.

PS - I can't buff my pistol today. Mrs D is working from home and the gun room doubles as an office

 

[Oldhippy]

There's a joke in there somewhere! 😁

 

[Accy cyclist]

Well, I couldn't put Gemma on the list because @Accy cyclist fancies her and I didn't want to upset him.

Who's Gemma?🤔

 

[captain nemo1701]

How the f*** is that funny?

Aw, c'mon ...its funny

 

[Drago]

Who's Gemma?🤔

Come on Accy, thats a weak denial!

Anyway, I couldn't put Gemma on the list because she's actually quite entertaining...

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sF4wzCgTWN4

 

[derrick]

Aw, c'mon ...its funny

No this is funny,
View: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2287197231593995

 

[Oldhippy]

Yep very funny and very relevant now strangely.