CycleChat Investigates - talentless slebs

[derrick]

Which sleb do you dislike the most? Who is the most objectionable, the most talentless? Upon whom would you not waste a bucket of wee wee if they were on fire? Who is the tv equivalent of scraping fingernails down a blackboard?

I anticipate that this debate may arouse much interest. So much so that I will allow each researcher 2 votes.

I need more votes.

 

[byegad]

Only allowed 3votes?
Sorry there's at least five I couldn't miss voting against.

 

[mistyoptic]

We don't watch the sort of TV these people are on.

 

[Drago]

We don't watch the sort of TV these people are on.

A flat one?

 

[Drago]

Im a little surprised there is not more dislike for Claudia Winkleman. Shes a talent vacuum, good only for shampoo adverts and setting fire to children. I suspect the single vote she has garnered was from a female researcher.

 

[Edwardoka]

This is the only time I'll ever put a mark in a box next to this name.

Which annoying, talentless, objectionable sleb do you dislike the most?
[x] Donald Trump

Hear me out, I know he's quite an obscure figure but as far as I can tell, this is his CV.
Inherited billions from his daddy and became:
A businessman so bad that his casino ventures went bankrupt repeatedly
A salesman so bad that he couldn't even sell a Stone Cold Stunner
A reality TV show host who is entirely fake
An actor who can't act
A syph-riddled sex pest
A draft dodger

I think that covers the list for now, unless I'm missing anything...

 

[stephec]

We don't watch the sort of TV these people are on.

Have I missed something, or is this the closest we've got to anyone saying, 'IHGATV'?

If it is then standards are well and truly slipping.

 

[Edwardoka]

I generally didn't mind Ant and Dec, they're friendly little hobbits. Bit twee, perhaps, but they fill a niche. Light prolefeed and familiar faces.

When the dark haired one (who I shall call Pippin, as I can never remember which name goes to which face) got caught drink driving, that should have been the end of their double act. The one I shall call Merry should have gone it alone as a solo artiste, or maybe hooked up with serial second man David Baddiel.

How effectively and thoroughly Pippin was rehabilitated in the public consciousness disgusts me. By giving him a free pass, they've effectively endorsed such behaviour.

 

[Drago]

Ant looks like a drunk version of Hiram Hackenbacker.

 

[gbb]

How on earth did that talentless idiot Gemma Collins sneak by....she'd get my vote first, least and every time.

 

[Drago]

Well, I couldn't put Gemma on the list because @Accy cyclist fancies her and I didn't want to upset him.

 

[Kingfisher101]

I'm as shocked as the person up the thread, that James Corden was not on the initial list. Its causing me sleepless nights the very real threat of him returning to the U.K. The USA did us a massive favour taking him away from here.

 

[captain nemo1701]

Alexander Armstrong??.....loved Armstrong & Miller, especially the wonderful sketch about litigation which was an accident claim commercial aimed at actors who'd injured themselves while recreating accidents for insurance claims lines.....

I think its on Youtube somewhere along with the WW2 British flying aces, B&W 'scratched' film. Captured by the nazis, they speak in street slang instead of 'I say chaps' etc.

Another classic was them doing Blue Peter parodies (with a dog) and one in which they had to apologise to their audience for a team member's descent into sex, drugs and debauchery but done as if we the TV audience are 8 years old (based maybe on Richard Bacon's infamous cocaine related sacking??).

 

[bitsandbobs]

Im a little surprised there is not more dislike for Claudia Winkleman. Shes a talent vacuum, good only for shampoo adverts and setting fire to children. I suspect the single vote she has garnered was from a female researcher.

Keeping it classy.

 

[Grant Fondo]

Im a little surprised there is not more dislike for Claudia Winkleman. Shes a talent vacuum, good only for shampoo adverts and setting fire to children. I suspect the single vote she has garnered was from a female researcher.

Ouch!