Bazzer
Setting the controls for the heart of the sun.
- Location
- On the edge of reality
His first attempts on the cell bars using the El Chapo method were spectacularly unsuccessful. Many plastic forks met an untimely and non recycled end, to the extent that other prisoners were having to share utensils, such was the shortage.
Then something sparked in his head. His new diet of hot chilli sauce gave him what was known as ring sting. If the chilli could burn him, perhaps the bars too?
Solitary confinement after the bar of soap incident, gave him the perfect opportunity to try.
(Readers will be spared to gory details)
Success! Accy discovered the bars had corroded where they met the hard concrete
Then something sparked in his head. His new diet of hot chilli sauce gave him what was known as ring sting. If the chilli could burn him, perhaps the bars too?
Solitary confinement after the bar of soap incident, gave him the perfect opportunity to try.
(Readers will be spared to gory details)
Success! Accy discovered the bars had corroded where they met the hard concrete