CycleChatters in the Bible

[ChrisKH]

On second thoughts, potentially too blasphemous.

To redeem myself:-

"No one lights a lamp and puts it in a place where it will be hidden, or under a bowl. Instead he puts it on his bike, so that those who come may see the light".

 

[Cathryn]

I like how Jesus wore a crown of Thorns.

I have a Thorn

 

[Ben M]

001:001 In the beginning Ben M created the heaven and the earth.

001:002 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was
upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Ben M moved upon
the face of the waters.

001:003 And Ben M said, Let there be light: and there was light.

001:004 And Ben M saw the light, that it was good: and Ben M divided the
light from the darkness.

etc...

 

[Auntie Helen]

You're equating yourself with God, Ben M? That's brave!

 

[Joe24]

Just reading and reviewing a book on Old Testament Theology on behalf of a UK magazine and I've found a rather amusing quote from the book of Job which I felt could be a description of Joe24. Here goes:

"Intelligent people will tell me,
and discerning people agree
that Joe24 does not know what he is talking about,
and there is no sense in his words.
Would that Joe24 were seriously examined,
on account of replies like those of the wicked!
He adds rebellion to his sins,
and multiplies words against The Mods."

(Job 34:34-37, with Joe24 for Job and The Mods for God)

Any other obvious biblical references to CycleChatters?

(with apologies to Joe for singling him out; it could just as easily have been bonj but the similarities between Joe and Job were too significant to ignore!)

I feel rather special, actually
Its nice to know you thought of me. You are pretty fit, afterall Auntie

 

[iLB]

dont get too blasphemous here guys...

 

[Fab Foodie]

That's some helmet he's wearing FF

Yeah, who'da thought he'd be wearing a cheap Bell from Halfrauds just like mine... and aviators? I reckon he's just copying Buddha who's too cool for school and sports the full aero-belly...

 

[Joe24]

Is Auntie Helen really a priest/Vicor? If so, id definitely go to church as much as i could do.

 

[Noodley]

 

[Fab Foodie]

Are you the cult of the pastafari that I keep hearing about?

[EDIT]
(sorry for the typo... )

 

[Cubist]

Do good, O LORD, to those who are good,
to those who are upright in heart.
5 But those who turn to RLJ'ing and riding upon the footpath
the LORD will banish with the evildoers.
Peace be upon Israel.

Psalm 125

 

[Cubist]

15The eyes of the Lord are on the MTBers,
and his ears are open to their cry.
16The face of the Lord is against singlespeeders,
to cut off the remembrance of them from the earth.
17When the commuters cry for help, the Lord hears,
and rescues them from all their troubles.
18The Lord is near to the audaxers,
and saves the helmetcam wearers.

Psalm 34

 

[alecstilleyedye]

christ on a bike folks…

 

[Noodley]

Are you the cult of the pastafari that I keep hearing about?

[EDIT]
(sorry for the typo... )

I shall touch you in mysterious ways....

 

[Joe24]

No, does Jane know about you liking Auntie H?

Not yet.
Jane is much better though, she could be a wife and a mother.
A proper MILF