Cycling after a few drinks

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TC99

Active Member
I do do this. If I am rotten I will fold up and get public transport but often just take it slowly after a long and drunken lunch. The police can't breathalyse me no? What could they do? I have a very good no crash record BTW.
 

glasgowcyclist

Charming but somewhat feckless
Location
Scotland
Police have no power to breathalyse you, as you’re not in control of a motor vehicle. They could, if your inebriation was bad enough to the point you were unfit to ride, report you for that. It would be based on their assessment of your level of impairment.

You wouldn’t be at risk of any points on a licence, only a fine.
 

spen666

Legendary Member
Charge you for drunk in charge of a bicycle - no need for a breathalyser - the driving offences are twofold - drunk in charge of a conveyance or driving over prescribed limit?

Drunk and disorderly - if you were disorderly

Cycling without due care and attention aka careless cycling


None of above offences carry points on licence
 

Dogtrousers

Lefty tighty. Get it righty.
Road Traffic Act A person who, when riding a cycle on a road or other public place, is unfit to ride through drink or drugs (that is to say, is under the influence of drink or a drug to such an extent as to be incapable of having proper control of the cycle) is guilty of an offence.

It's a separate offence from drink driving. You won't get points on your licence. I don't know if they can require a sample/breath test or whether they just rely on witness evidence that you were weaving all over the place shouting "You're me best mate!" and/or "Who are you looking at!"

Interesting that phrase "any other public place". Reminds me of the time a friend was pulled over by the transport police when riding across the forecourt at Paddington station. "Have you been drinking?" they asked. My friend, being full of bonhomie, immediately decided that the officers were his best mates and replied "Yeah! Loads!". They just asked him to stop riding on the station and sent him on his cheerful way.
 
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fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
Depends on how 'drunk' you are - probably badly advised, especially if near any traffic ! It was quite funny watching a bloke who had 'fallen' off his bike, try and pick himself up (drunk) from the grass verge on New Years Day morning as I cycled to meet friends for a ride.
 

fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
I've done it when we've been at the caravan, had a ride down the NCN (no roads), stopped at a pub for a couple of pints and lunch, then ridden back. Just not worth it if you are planning a number of pints..
 

CentralCommuter

Über Member
Just walk, mad man!
 
An uncle of mine back in the early 50s had come down from up north to tour the West Country. One hot and thirsty afternoon, he paused at a tiny wayside public house whose only beverage was scrumpy. He ordered a pint, and downed the delicious apple juice in short order, watched from the shadows by ancient locals with glittering eyes. Thanking the bar tender, he went back outside duly refreshed, remounted his bike and pedalled off. The following morning he awoke around dawn, lying in a roadside ditch, about twenty yards from the pub.

Had he known, the pub was probably one of those with a vat in an outhouse out the back into which a dead rat or a rotten leg of beef was suspended on a piece of string to encourage fermentation. . .
 
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TC99

TC99

Active Member
An uncle of mine back in the early 50s had come down from up north to tour the West Country. One hot and thirsty afternoon, he paused at a tiny wayside public house whose only beverage was scrumpy. He ordered a pint, and downed the delicious apple juice in short order, watched from the shadows by ancient locals with glittering eyes. Thanking the bar tender, he went back outside duly refreshed, remounted his bike and pedalled off. The following morning he awoke around dawn, lying in a roadside ditch, about twenty yards from the pub.

Had he known, the pub was probably one of those with a vat in an outhouse out the back into which a dead rat or a rotten leg of beef was suspended on a piece of string to encourage fermentation. . .

I make cider and have never had to add a dead animal to the wort. I add all sorts of dead animals to my compost (ha! squirrels). My cider comes out at about 8% and I serve in little glasses and when the guest floats off into their own head they have to leave.
 
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