Cycling limericks

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Hes called drago, a cycling ex cop
his cycling career did flop
the mods, they did pounce
and drago did flounce
before they could give him the chop
 

winjim

Smash the cistern
@YukonBoy asked for a rhyme
But some folk just don't spend the time
Developing metre
A pity, it seems to me
Lim'rick not scanning's a crime.
 
Posted this one in the Mundane News thread a while back - a challenge to write a poem combining motor racing, cycling and pretzels...

There was once a young man from Ghent
Who cycled round Snett on a 'bent
He spun it at Coram
Without much decorum
And pretzeled the frame as he went
 

Accy cyclist

Legendary Member
There was a young cyclist named Accy,
Who quite liked the old wacky baccy,
All day he would toke,
And ended up quite broke,
And now his old carpet feels tacky.
Yaay!,i've spent the last 15 mins,or was it seconds?:scratch:thinking one up with 'Accy' in the rhyme and now I've found one done for me!:highfive:
 
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