Cycling limericks

[burntoutbanger]

Welcome to the Cycle Chat Forum.
Your topic will do well just don't bore them
You'll get lots of likes.
Just talking 'bout bikes.
The hard part's retaining decorum.

 

[burntoutbanger]

His name was Thomas De Gendt.
Saw a break and in it he went.
They pedaled away
Were out there all day.
The finish, at last, heaven sent!

 

[Drago]

An Audi Driver named Max moaned that cyclists don't pay road tax. One day his tyre went flat and a cyclist just happened to ride by and say up yours you Audi driving tw@t!!

I can see a slight flaw, but I do like where it's going.

 

[Sharky]

I've been trying to think up a limerick about the tory party leadership race, but I can't think of anything that rhymes with Jeremy.

 

[Mart44]

I've been trying to think up a limerick about the tory party leadership race, but I can't think of anything that rhymes with Jeremy.

You could use 'Jerry'. Boris and Jerry has a certain ring to it.

 

[TheDoctor]

We recruited a new Mod called Speicher,
She's popular - everyone likes her
A glutton for cake,
She quite likes to bake,
And she's learning to play balalaika.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

There was a young named Boris
Who rode down hill, upon a promise
But Jeremy let him down
Made him feel like clown
And now he's riding uphill with rigor mortis.

 

[postman]

What rhymes with Postman?

Dope man.
I started with sago then went blank,totally useless at school and it seems in to my old age also.I gave up.

 

[Mart44]

There once was a cyclist called Shane
Who hated to ride in the rain
'Cause when it was damp
He always got cramp
So preferred to travel by train.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

There was a naked man called Drago
Who rode uphill, cheeks in the airflow
He was somewhat exposed
Pedestrians went past, eyes closed
As he crested the hill in a crescendo

 

[MiK1138]

There was a young man from Utrecht
Whose bike was a bit of a wreck
His Giant was fine, for trips down the Rhine
But he fancied a shiny new Trek

 

[roadrash]

in the retirement thread , there is @Dirk
whos awfully glad he don't work
he likes fray bentos for grub
he falls into the pub
and he leaves feeling p!ssed with a smirk

 

[EltonFrog]

There’s a fella on Chat called Skipdiver
For bikes, he pays less than a fiver
Or for free if he can, ‘cos he is the man
Who doesn’t like carbon or fibre.

 

[roadrash]

carl p has a kingpin by dawes
he restored it so now thers no flawes
he also took a chance
on a bsa tour de france
but lately hes having a pause

 

[EltonFrog]

carl p has a kingpin by dawes
he restored it so now thers no flawes
he also took a chance
on a bsa tour de france
but lately hes having a pause

Clever