Cycling limericks

[EltonFrog]

There’s man who buys cycles called Briggs
For all of his bikes he’s got digs
He also likes cars, the older they are
The better it is for old Briggs.

 

[EltonFrog]

There once was a fella called Reg
Who flounced with spectacular style
He was missed for a while,
And his posts were on file
But now he’s now forgotten, is Reg

 

[roadrash]

theres a member called @classic33
other members will say that he
is like the grim reaper
only a little bit cheaper
coz hes tight , hes from Yorkshire you see

 

[Mart44]

A chap on a bike was called Billy
He was strong where cycling was hilly
He'd climb to the top
With barely a stop
And zoom down at speeds that were silly.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

There's once was a member called who?
Who popped out the forum for a poo
But when they came back
They'd been given the sack
So they hopped off, like a kangaroo.

 

[Speicher]

We recruited a new Mod called Speicher,
She's popular - everyone likes her
A glutton for cake,
She quite likes to bake,
And she's learning to play balalaika.

Balalaika? is that like Baklava?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

There is a rascal called Mik
Who thought his riding was quick
But in reality he was slow
He just had no go
So he decided to stop for a picnic

 

[Sharky]

A chap on a bike was called Billy
He was strong where cycling was hilly
He'd climb to the top
With barely a stop
And zoom down at speeds that were silly.

Sounds like Bill Bradley?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

There is a member called @classic33
who was far from ordinary
His posts were prolific
Whilst he was on narcotic
and led him to ecstasy.

 

[Drago]

There was an old cyclist named Sharky,
Who could often be rather quite sarky,
But he soon lost his head,
Gave up, went to bed,
And from then avoided this malarkey.

 

[Sharky]

A chap on a bike was called Billy
He was strong where cycling was hilly
He'd climb to the top
With barely a stop
And zoom down at speeds that were silly.

For those who may not have heard of Bill Bradley

http://www.spincyclemag.com/the-man-who-loved-to-climb-bill-bradley/

 

[classic33]

There was an ex cop named Drago
Who could do amazing things on the pogo
Till one day it popped
Drago was dropped
And now he's headed for Togo

 

[Mart44]

I didn't know about Bill Bradley or that I'd written a limerick that could be associated with him. He was quite a man.

 

[Sharky]

I didn't know about Bill Bradley or that I'd written a limerick that could be associated with him. He was quite a man.

He was a bit before my time, but when I lived in Lancashire, he was a legend.

 

[TheDoctor]

Balalaika? is that like Baklava?

It's a multi-layered instrument, suitable only for the sweet, flakey and possibly nutty.
Much like Baklava, then!