Cycling limericks

[Ming the Merciless]

There is an member called @Archie_tect
Who cycles whilst remaining erect
The problem is wind
but he presses on determined
to reach the end of the street shipwrecked.

 

[Drago]

There was a chap called Yukon Boy,
Who owned an old bike, as a toy,
His gaze was quite steelie,
As he did pop a wheelie,
And his Y fronts exploded with joy.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

There is a chap called Drago
Who looks suspiciously like Inpector Clouseau
He speaks with an accent
riding a long wheelbase bent
and confuses all, wherever he may go.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

There is a member called @Pat "5mph"
Who finds cycling a superpower
She flies down the lanes
faster than aeroplanes
but when stopped by the copper, claims it's only 5 mph.

 

[Archie_tect]

An eggy youngster named Yukon Bay,
rides roads down Exeter way.
He quickly departed...
soon after he'd started.
Tho' the smell'll be there for a day.

 

[Paulus]

There once was a girl on a hike
Who unexpectedly found her lost bike
She then rode it home
Which was not far from Rome,
No more will she go for a hike.

 

[Mart44]

A cyclist rode in from the west
So warm that he'd stripped to his vest
His friends said, "Ride more!"
But his rear end was sore
Much more than would've been guessed.

 

[classic33]

There is a member called @classic33
who was far from ordinary
His posts were prolific
Whilst he was on narcotic
and led him to ecstasy.

Currently taking class b, and class c drugs as anti-epileptic medication.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Currently taking class b, and class c drugs as anti-epileptic medication.

Rubbish Limerick
You'll get some stick
It has no rhyme
Did you out of time?
Or does your verse come periodic?

 

[DRM]

There’s a cyclist called Allaphillipe
He progressed at quite a leap
A mellow young fellow
He’s now draped in yellow
An item he’s quite keen to keep

 

[Drago]

There was a young herbert named DRM,
Who's bike had been washer down the drain,
He reached through the grate,
With his one eyed best mate,
And now he's forever in pain.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

This is a member called @SkipdiverJohn
Who rode a frame made of iron, bygone
He said it was a heavy weight
He'd made from a gate
And the next would made from Boron

 

[DRM]

There’s a bloke on CC called Drago
Who fueled all his rides on Sago
He said it tastes vile
Like sludge from the Nile
I’ll stick to pork pies from now on

 

[SkipdiverJohn]

Skipdiver John likes to keep it real
So will only ride bikes made of steel
It's Reynolds for Sunday best
Hi-tensile does for the rest
Carbon and alu have no appeal.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

When down under @AlexS got the cycling bug
She came back home, wanted to ride to unplug
She asked for advice
Wanted something nice
To satisfy her new cycling love drug