Cycling mags; when will I learn?

[Hover Fly]

I stopped reading mags after one comparison between a hub-geared an a derailleur bike, in which the Hubbie couldn’t keep up with the chain-bender, because... not as efficient, weight bla-de-bla.
No mention of the rider‘s mass or fitness then?

 

[Drago]

I'm looking forward to the first edition of Cyclecam Vigilante. Apparently it picks up where the old Abuse Shouting Fistwaver left off.