Cycling - You're doing it wrong

[palinurus]

It don't count without a rollin' mount.

 

[classic33]

Trainee mechanic in a bike shop or maybe someone on these new work schemes.

 

[Psycolist]

I know the trainees in Halfords are at a bit of a disadvantage but to allow him to leave without his free lights, lock and bottle, disgracefull

 

[HLaB]

Graeme Obree probably built it for him.
http://www.obree.com/ihpva.php

 

[Nihal]

Chain's slack.

Change that eh,its getting boring

 

[Nihal]

Saddle hight is way too much

 

[Red Light]

I don't think this ones quite got it though:

 

[coffeejo]

Maybe she's got a flat and can't get the wheel off?

 

[ufkacbln]

I don't think this ones quite got it though:

There has to be a joke somewhere about that saddle - but I have yet to think of one I can post here

 

[BrazingSaddles]

This is about the sandals and socks right?

he must be an audax rider!

 

[Red Light]

There has to be a joke somewhere about that saddle - but I have yet to think of one I can post here

Well its much too low for a start!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Change that eh,its getting boring

First time I personally have said it I'll have you know.

 

[Arch]

Change that eh,its getting boring

It's not Doug's fault, the whole 'chain's a bit slack' is an in-joke among cycle-forummers.... Ideally, made as a remark about a bike when a slack chain is clearly the least of its worries....

 

[Berties]

The problem was the techie at the bike shop studied geometry in Australia

 

[classic33]

I don't think this ones quite got it though:

Is it me or are the handle bars on the wrong way round?