Drain now out. It was a bit better than I remember as it was a shorter tube - it still hurt though!
I have a nice hole where the drain was (no, I'm not posting a picture!) and its currently dressed, as still leaking a bit.
No cycling for me for 2 weeks, then I can see how I feel and take it easy - with the warning to stay away from anywhere that I may fall off the bike.....spoil my fun Mr Surgeon, why don't you!
Managed to eat half a yoghurt today - my first food since last Sunday. Who knew a peach activia yoghurt could taste so good!