Cyclist injured in fruit attack

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dondare

Über Member
Location
London
ColinJ said:
Just spotted news of another attack here. Nasty!

It's either the same incident or a copy-cat. Perhaps tangerines should come with a Gov't Health Warning; something along the lines of "This citrus could cause serious occular damage if hurled from a rapidly-moving vehicle".

(As an aside, those with pips in should also bear the caveat: "Contains small parts - possible choking hazard".)
 

dondare

Über Member
Location
London
Another thought, perhaps all small orange-type fruit should warn of possible chucking hazard; dangerous if thrown.
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
Horrible, and I hope the perpetrators get syphillis, or something equally unpleasant. Oh, how I wish I had the ability to lay curses on people.

But I did like:

"He said: “The ambulance crew was picking bits of orange out of my eye.

“They were discussing whether it was a satsuma or a tangerine."

I know some people might think that odd, insensitive even, but I think if it was me, it would be a good way of distracting me and keeping me calmer and more cheerful.
 

LOGAN 5

New Member
Had an empty coke can thrown at me from scumbags on the pavement. Fortunately it hit my leg and not my face. Been squirted with a water pistol too and had other stuff hurled over the years. Can't understand why they do it, ignorance, stupidity, both?
 
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