classic33
Leg End Member
THE OBVIOUS CYCLIST LEARNER TEST (as proposed by a anti-cycling group)
Question 1
What does this sign mean?
A. What sign?
B. That doesn't look like me!
C. No Bikes.
Question 2
Traffic is congested at road works. You..
A. Care and ride through traffic skidding up rocks at cars.
B. Blame the motorists for the congestion.
C. Show caution.
Question 3
You are riding down the road minding your own business when a motorist cuts you off. You...
A. Go off your head & give the driver the bird.
B. Get the driver's registration and make a formal complaint.
C. Continue riding safely.
Question 4
When approaching a red light you...
A. Ride up on the footpath to avoid having to stop.
B. Lean on the car in the front of the queue to balance yourself while you wait.
C. Stop your bike, place feet on the ground and wait until light goes green.
Question 5
A bus has just pulled into a bus stop up ahead of you. You see it indicating to exit the stop. You...
A. Continue on your ride failing to give way and then upload your video footage and title it "Bus driver uses bus as a weapon."
B. Get angry and take it out on other motorists.
C. Give way to the bus like all other traffic as per law.
Question 6
You are riding on a shared pathway. You see a Granny up ahead. What should you do?
A. Ring your bell and hope Granny clears the path.
B. Run Granny off the path.
C. Be polite & courteous.
Question 7
You are cycling on a narrow stretch of road when you approach two large trucks coming from opposite directions on a two lane stretch. Do you...
A. Expect the truck in your lane to slow his load and travel around you when safe to do so.
B. Keep your fingers crossed that you are not sucked under the truck by forces of the wind caused by the large truck.
C. Get off the road.
Question 8
When riding in a large group, (and you know the rules state are no more than 2 abreast), you find yourself riding 4 abreast, you...
A. Celebrate cycling and own the road.
B. Make excuses like "we were overtaking each other".
C. Fall back into 2 abreast as per law requirements.
Question 9
You find a site about the dangers of cycling. You...
A. Troll that site without actually knowing what the page is about.
B. Like it, and engage in reasonable debate and conversation.
C. Don't like it and move on.
Question 10
You completed this test and your result was...
A. Get the shoots and cause an uproar.
B. Call everyone a "Nobber".
C. Have a chuckle.
What's your score, out of 10?