Cyclist went through a wormhole!

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Bollo

Failed Tech Bro
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<br />Have you reported it to the council?<br />
Fillthatwormhole?
 
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downfader

downfader

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'ampsheeeer
Sounds like you witnessed one of bikesnobnyc's tribesters.

The Beautiful Godzilla
The Beautiful Godzilla is a particular kind of urban female cyclist who rides as though the rest of the world were created simply to yield to her. She's generally young, good-looking and clad in expensive clothes. She also rides an old three-speed or perhaps a 10-speed or Dutch city bike, carries her handbag on the edge of her handlebars and if she has a basket it usually contains a small dog or perhaps a baguette. She's on her mobile phone at all times and her approach to cycling in a densely populated city is a combination of self-entitlement and Mr Magoo-type dumb luck. Like any self-entitled person, she can't imagine a car would possibly hit her, even if she's riding against traffic and it's coming right at her. Actually, you sort of find yourself disappointed when it doesn't. And just like Mr Magoo would wander into a construction site and a girder would materialise right as he was about to walk off the scaffolding, the Beautiful Godzilla blithely rides through red lights and busy intersections, emerging on the other side unscathed and just as photogenic as she was when she entered it.

Why other cyclists don't like them: They should be dead but aren't.



Nah she was riding perfectly legally and sensibly.I think I've just got slow in my old age. :biggrin:

Have you reported it to the council?


Fillthatwormhole?


:biggrin: :biggrin:
 
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