Dating advice required

[Hill Wimp]

Us girls want a memorable time you know !!!!

 

[Archie_tect]

Memorable works on many levels...

 

[Hill Wimp]

Memorable works on many levels...

ok i will give you that one

 

[fossyant]

Can't help, sorry. Been married 18 years.... LOL

 

[ayceejay]

Is this the modern date scene in slo mo?
I saw this woman in Waitrose and, since we are being old fashioned, I liked the 'cut of her jib'. I saw her again in Waitrose but this time she was ahead of me at the cash, I helped her put the stuff from trolley to desk - she smiled. There was some nice cheese and a bottle of red wine, crackers, unsalted butter and semi skimmed milk.
It was weird because we both seemed to shop at the same time: she always smiled as did I.
The next time she had coco pops and those little cartons of juice kids take to school and some chocolate chip cookies, that made me step back a bit but she smiled and I almost said something - she noticed.
I took her smile and her smell home with me wondering what she thought I was going to say.
Suddenly one Thursday afternoon (in Waitrose) I saw her first and our eyes met but she spoke first "Do you know anything about gardens?", she said. And the rest is, as they say - fantasy.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Is this the modern date scene in slo mo?
I saw this woman in Waitrose and, since we are being old fashioned, I liked the 'cut of her jib'. I saw her again in Waitrose but this time she was ahead of me at the cash, I helped her put the stuff from trolley to desk - she smiled. There was some nice cheese and a bottle of red wine, crackers, unsalted butter and semi skimmed milk.
It was weird because we both seemed to shop at the same time: she always smiled as did I.
The next time she had coco pops and those little cartons of juice kids take to school and some chocolate chip cookies, that made me step back a bit but she smiled and I almost said something - she noticed.
I took her smile and her smell home with me wondering what she thought I was going to say.
Suddenly one Thursday afternoon (in Waitrose) I saw her first and our eyes met but she spoke first "Do you know anything about gardens?", she said. And the rest is, as they say - fantasy.

Waitrose in Quebec ?? I may have to move i love John Lewis

 

[ufkacbln]

Road trip for a month around the Northern Terratories, slept in swags in the outback, did a bit of cycling at the Darwin coast and an awful lot of swimming and geocaching. A bit of volunteer croc wrangling, you know. Normal honeymoon stuff.

Is "Croc wrangling" a euphemism?

 

[Archie_tect]

"Stalker in Aisle 3"

 

[Hill Wimp]

"Stalker in Aisle 3"

 

[ufkacbln]

Texts and phone calls eh?

Snorri throws bow and remaining arrows into wheelie bin

You need to change your avatar........

You are Cupip AICMFP

 

[Paulus]

Is "Croc wrangling" a euphemism?

Maybe, but I want to know what geocaching is?

 

[ufkacbln]

Maybe, but I want to know what geocaching is?

Another euphemism.

You give someone the location of something, and expect them to find it

They then put something in and take something out.

THen hope the other person approves of the interaction.

Or Geocaching

 

[ayceejay]

"Stalker in Aisle 3"

I did frequent aisle three but there is a better class of filly over near the oats in aisle sex six

 

[Archie_tect]

So ACJ, what on earth are you going to do with the 27 boxes of Coco Pops?

 

[User269]

I 've been middle aged free and single for nearly a year now....today I was lucky enough to meet a lovely filly and plucked up the courage to ask for her number which amazingly she gave me quite willingly....my question is this and perhaps the lady cycle chatters could advise me...now that I have her number how long should I wait before calling or texting her?

Given that you describe her as 'a lovely filly', I suggest never.