Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
On the rural roads round these parts I occasionally find a dead badger by the side of the road, hit by a vehicle. Anyways, on yesterday's ride, I found 3, all about 10 yards apart, who seemed to have no obvious signs of injury... suspecting foul play, I phoned the RSPCA, who sent a chap out to investigate... he found them, and phoned me to say all 3 must have been hit by a vehicle together... unusual, I'd have thought... I suspect a conspiracy involving UFOs, lizard people and probably Keith Chegwin.