Any low drag skin suits on offer so you don’t have to re-mortgage??
That may work, hate nettles though.Roll yourself in live stinging nettles until stung all over them any cheap 2 sizes too small doormat become aero. In truth not a clue, sorry.
Boiled nettles taste rather nice (For a vegetable, that is).That may work, hate nettles though.
You're fantasizing now, aren't you?Wax all over, naked other than budgie smugglers (in the interest of decency) a cheap aerodynamic option?
Ugh noYou're fantasizing now, aren't you?