Do we know how lucky we are?

[dan_bo]

War is miles away. Not hungry. Most people have a car . Disease is more or less under control. We have a vote.





What can we moan about? Really?

 

[dan_bo]

My tea was cold tonight.

Ba$tard.

 

[potsy]

I'm working tomorrow.

 

[Drago]

I've run out of Laphroag.

 

[TVC]

Tis true, just by being born and living in Britain automatically puts you in the top 10% of people on the planet. We are lucky buggers.

 

[dan_bo]

I've run out of Laphroag.

That's ok. I have some bulleit.

Bugger it's gone.

 

[dan_bo]

What I'm getting at is



Stop farking moaning you bunch of pussies get some bollocks and do something meaningful with your life you boring bastards.

 

[Crackle]

Tis true, just by being born and living in Britain automatically puts you in the top 10% of people on the planet. We are lucky buggers.

Not you. I rate you at 15%. Only Rocky and 3bm are lower.

 

[dan_bo]

This is an ideal time for the human race to be forwarding ourselves, evolving if you like, and extending ourselves
Instead we're twatting about with tellies on black friday.


What a bunch of daffodils. Get a grip.go and do something.

 

[dan_bo]

daffodils.

 

[vernon]

I've run out of Laphroag.

That's a blessing not a curse.

 

[vernon]

daffodils.

Narcissus.

 

[dan_bo]

That's a blessing not a curse.

Vern say something to me. Tell me we have a reason in life other than farking pork bastard pies.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I am doing something.

Can you guess what it is?

 

[dan_bo]

I am doing something.

Can you guess what it is?

I can only imagine it involves bus stops.