Camilla?
Just the time for a re-run of the Camilla joke then..
Prince Charles is polishing the royal silver in the drawing room, and out pops a genie...
'You can have one wish, anything...anything you desire.
'Err, one of mama's finest corgies has just passed away, perhaps one could bring him back to life '
''I'm sorry' said the genie..'bringing back the dead is out of the question, impossible, utterly out of the question....impossible'
'Oh, thats very unfortunate, well, i have heard that some people find Camilla...errr, unattractive, perhaps one could fix that for me'...
The genie thinks for a moment....

...lets have a look at that corgi ....
