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ASC1951

Guru
Location
Yorkshire
Right chaps, I propose I come to the rescue - my plan is simple:

The current Royal family give up all their wealth, palaces, privileges, duties etc
My family take over. Anyone can then feel free to take pictures of my moobs and publish then whenever and wherever they wish.

Sound like a deal?
I would check the small print Noodley. You would be down for Prince Phillip's role, I take it. He averages one public engagement a day and the poor bugger is in his 90s.
 

gbb

Squire
Location
Peterborough
Just the time for a re-run of the Camilla joke then..

Prince Charles is polishing the royal silver in the drawing room, and out pops a genie...
'You can have one wish, anything...anything you desire.
'Err, one of mama's finest corgies has just passed away, perhaps one could bring him back to life '
''I'm sorry' said the genie..'bringing back the dead is out of the question, impossible, utterly out of the question....impossible'
'Oh, thats very unfortunate, well, i have heard that some people find Camilla...errr, unattractive, perhaps one could fix that for me'...

The genie thinks for a moment....:whistle:...lets have a look at that corgi ....:huh:
 
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