Do you float

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slugonabike

New Member
Location
Bournemouth
Ha, even my Wife didn't believe me until she spent half an Hour gently holding me up in the water and releasing me, only to watch in disbelief as I sunk into the depths...


Sounds like a great game :laugh:
 

Night Train

Maker of Things
I can't float.

In a swimming pool I can take a deep breath and still sit at the bottom of the deep end.
In the sea, with full lungs, I can float with just two inches of the top of my head showing.
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
I can't float.

In a swimming pool I can take a deep breath and still sit at the bottom of the deep end.
In the sea, with full lungs, I can float with just two inches of the top of my head showing.
A friend of mine described being exactly the same. He is about the same height as me but he is somehow 'more solid'. I can't really say what it is but when we are the same weight he somehow seems 'chunkier' than me!

We went swimming once and he told me that he was tired after only 6 lengths and was going to get out and go to the sauna. I asked how he could possibly be tired so quickly and he told me that it was because he wasn't buoyant.

I'd never heard of that before so I asked him to prove it. We swam up to the deep end of the pool and both took big gulps of air and stopped swimming. He immediately sank to the bottom of the pool while I bobbed about on the surface!
 

Shaun

Founder
Moderator
I'm a sinker too.

I experimented over the years and I can let go of the side at the deep end, and down I go.

I've tried doing the "take a deep breath" thing - no difference. I just sink, and that's that. Can't do much about it.

It stops me enjoying the swimming pool a bit, because I end up staying close to the side when I swim near the deep end - just in case I get out of breath and end up sinking because I can't tread-water.

Add to that the unpleasent feeling I get when I have water over my face (even in the bath or shower), and you can see how the swimming lessons I had as a kid burned a hole in my mum's purse ... :rolleyes: ... and never amounted to much.

I've had a few people mock me over the years when I've told them I sink like a stone, so it's good to know there are a few of us around ... :thumbsup:

Cheers,
Shaun :biggrin:
 

Paulus

Started young, and still going.
Location
Barnet,
I'm a floater, I'm not a lightweight, but not a bloater. I always could float from an early age. It does help if you can keep your body flat in the water. Once the legs or the tummy start to sink your body will go down .
 
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Panter

Panter

Just call me Chris...
I've had a few people mock me over the years when I've told them I sink like a stone, so it's good to know there are a few of us around ... :thumbsup:

Cheers,
Shaun :biggrin:


It certainly is, maybe we need to form a club
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I was starting to feel a bit like a circus freak
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As I say, even my Wide wouldn't believe me until I'd demonstrated several times that I just don't float. Ok, I can bob around at ear level with a huge lungful of air, but unless I learn to breathe through my ears, it's not a great deal of help!
 
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Panter

Panter

Just call me Chris...
I'm a floater, I'm not a lightweight, but not a bloater. I always could float from an early age. It does help if you can keep your body flat in the water. Once the legs or the tummy start to sink your body will go down .


You'd honestly have to see it to appreciate it. My Wife was supporting me very gently, whilst I laid flat in the water and as soon as she removed her hand, I'd sink.
It's not a technique thing, I float fine in the sea and, in fact, very much enjoy doing so
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swee'pea99

Squire
My wife and one daughter float effortlessly; self and other daughter sink. More specifically, if I totally relax on my back in the water, my legs gently sink, and keep going till I'm vertical in the water, with nothing visible but my bald patch. Since I were a lad, 'twas ever thus (except the patch used to have hair on).
 
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OP
Panter

Panter

Just call me Chris...
I've had a few people mock me over the years when I've told them I sink like a stone, so it's good to know there are a few of us around ... :thumbsup:

Cheers,
Shaun :biggrin:


It certainly is, maybe we need to form a club
biggrin.gif

I was starting to feel a bit like a circus freak
laugh.gif

As I say, even my Wide wouldn't believe me until I'd demonstrated several times that I just don't float. Ok, I can bob around at ear level with a huge lungful of air, but unless I learn to breathe through my ears, it's not a great deal of help!
 

Lisa21

Mooching.............
Location
North Wales
I sink. But then again I cannot swim, and I hate water getting to deep as I start feeling panicky. The reason for this I think, Is my dear mother :rolleyes:

Apparently she watched a programme once where a farmer taught some puppies to swim by throwing them in a river. She obviously has a lightbulb moment at this as she took me to the local indoor pool, dropped me in at the deep end and went to get herself a coffee :laugh:

I sank, and somebody jumped in and saved me :ohmy: I dont actually remember this (I was very young) but the story is true. I guess social workers didnt exist 40 years ago lol :laugh:
 
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