'Do you know who I am?'

[Maz]

A friend of mine has the surname Twococks.

 

[jayonabike]

A friend of mine has the surname Twococks.

I wouldn't google that and click on images....

 

[hotmetal]

I am, apparently, dead. Note to self: do not move to America and become a cop. You have seen the future.
Luckily, I am also some cool underwater photographer.

 

[Maz]

I wouldn't google that and click on images....

Go on. I dare you. And post the first picture on here. Go on, do it!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I am a real estate agent from NY ... then I'm me! ... Linkedin, did I ever give you permission??

 

[monkeylc]

I'm me
top of the list

 

[endoman]

I'm me as well, but number 2 hit is a footballer from the 1920's and 30's.

 

[gbb]

I am a cartoonist who's work is seen in Private Eye, the Mirror, The Sun etc etc etc

 

[asterix]

I am, apparently, dead. Note to self: do not move to America and become a cop. You have seen the future.
Luckily, I am also some cool underwater photographer.

You aren't called Steve Irwin by any chance?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Go on. I dare you. And post the first picture on here. Go on, do it!

I took a look. If you want to keep your account, don't!

 

[hotmetal]

You aren't called Steve Irwin by any chance?

Ha! No, the diver/photographer 'me' is (I hope) still alive and well.

 

[Brains]

I'm the world leading expert in tessalations.

I also steal cars in Manchester

 

[Oldspice]

A friend of mine has the surname Twococks.

 

[hotmetal]

I'm the world leading expert in tessalations.
I also steal cars in Manchester

That is at least half of the above picture, coincidentally (TWOC)
At least when you get them home you can stack them all in a nice spatially-optimised fashion.

 

[Crosstrailer]

I'm a tight end apparently! This appears to be something to do with playing American eggball.

As an American Handegg fan, I would love to know which one LOL