do you name your bike?

[Arch]

This one? -

He holds all the patent monopolies
For performing surprising illusions
And creating eccentric confusions.
At prestidigitation
And at legerdemain
He'll defy examination
And deceive you again.
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr. Mistoffelees' Conjuring Turn.
Presto!
Away we go!
And we all say: OH!
Well I never!
Was there ever
A Bike so clever
As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!

That's a good bike!

Ah! No. It is just that it's mostly red, and so I chose something devilish.

Although, I do sing to myself out on long lone rides, and one song I can remember all the way through is "Growltiger". I should memorise a few more cats.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I like skimbleshanks the bestest!

 

[Arch]

I like skimbleshanks the bestest!

oh yes, I'd forgotton him, I can just about remember that all the way through too....

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Celeste

&


Shinto

 

[peanut]

Dear Admin I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about a certain new member who is posting entirely flippant posts to boost their total number of posts.

I do not ,nor have I ever, been known to call my bike 'baby' and anyone suggesting anything otherwise can see me afterwards ....ahem now... whose for a bun fight then

 

[Jane Smart]

Dear Admin I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about a certain new member who is posting entirely flippant posts to boost their total number of posts.

I do not ,nor have I ever, been known to call my bike 'baby' and anyone suggesting anything otherwise can see me afterwards ....ahem now... whose for a bun fight then

Like I am bovvered

How many miles you covered on your "baby" this week then ?

 

[peanut]

How many miles you covered on your "baby" this week then ?

ahem... cough ... we shan't go there shall we

 

[Sittingduck]

whose for a bun fight then

Rather depends on what type of buns you plan on using as ammo

 

[Jane Smart]

ahem... cough ... we shan't go there shall we

Tut tut get on your baby

 

[Jane Smart]

Rather depends on what type of buns you plan on using as ammo

I would like to catch one, if they have custard ( or cream )in the middle I am hungry

 

[Sittingduck]

I would like to catch one, if they have custard ( or cream )in the middle I am hungry

*lobs a lazer-guided eclaire straight into Jane's gob*
BULLSEYE!

 

[Jane Smart]

Damn that was last night, I missed it

 

[Wheeledweenie]

I'm not alone??????????

Roger was my first adult bike and Reg is the one I currently ride. My local bike shop call them by name and always insist they'll take good care of 'the boys' when they're tweaking them.

 

[Jane Smart]

I love your blog on men and underwear Wheeledwheenie

Haha now you will have me looking

 

[Wheeledweenie]

The worst is when you're behind a bloke going up a hill. I'm going a little pink just thinking about it!