Does your dishwasher have WiFi built in?

[stephec]

My iPhone has a dishwasher app.

At the moment I'd rather have a dishwasher up.

 

[Smithbat]

Better than silver beaver.

Very true

 

[Smithbat]

Once they have you Girl Guide earns badge for 80 years' service

Very true and very inspirational, I am, celebrating 22 years a leader this year. I was in the movement from age 7 to 15 and then came back at 18 as a leader.

 

[stephec]

Very true

When my lad went to Beavers there was an old lady silver beaver.

We never giggled, honest.

 

[mybike]

When he can get a word in.

I recall my grandfather making a rare comment, to which my grandmother retorted that he should keep his trap shut and let her get a word in. Grandmother was mystified by the laughter that resulted, grandfather had a mild smile.

On the IOT, a lot of these systems have poor security and represent a 'trojan horse' on a network. The Twit Security Now podcast has featured it on a number of occasions.

 

[Smithbat]

When my lad went to Beavers there was an old lady silver beaver.

We never giggled, honest.

I would have too!

We used to sing a song which is from the 1920's called 'Auntie Monica'. It has a line which goes 'Because her muff is swaying. her muff is swaying so'. We were always straight faced when singing that...honest.

 

[raleighnut]

Maz does the dishwasher stuff but in my defence I've cooked nearly every meal we've eaten for the past 20yrs.

 

[ayceejay]

Having read some of the comments here obviously from learned members I can only recoil at a trojan horse getting into the Limoge that I had my robotic butler stack into the whatjamacallit for cleansing.

 

[classic33]

Having read some of the comments here obviously from learned members I can only recoil at a trojan horse getting into the Limoge that I had my robotic butler stack into the whatjamacallit for cleansing.

You that hungry?

 

[slowmotion]

My neighbour from over the road stopped me in the street and asked if I was any good at programming remotes. He said that the remote control for his Smart WC was playing up. It transpired that he can flush his lavatory cistern from a range of thirty metres. It could be that he's incredibly well-endowed, but it seemed a step too far technology-wise. I told him that I was useless at driving consumer electronics but I could lend him a big yellow plastic bucket if the flushing crisis became critical.

 

[jonny jeez]

Stupid idea.

Although obviously if Apple produce one, perhaps the iWashingmachine, for £10k I'd buy one.

The iSud surely