Eating pussy

[Freewheeler]

I guess if they sold pussy-flavoured crisps most adults would buy at least one bag. Hmmmm?

Scampi flavoured Nik-Naks?


Already got my coat, thanks.

 

[Keith Oates]

Patrick, I didn't know you were so interested in cooking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[andy_wrx]

I remember reading a book years ago, somebody's army memoirs from during the war, where they said that the locals had been selling them 'rabbit' which turned-out to be cat.

Apparently once they're skinned, you can only tell the difference by counting the number of ribs...

 

[Keith Oates]

I thought the number of claws and length of the four legs would have been a give away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[zimzum42]

I'd eat this one:

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Do you eat it dry or smother it in cream?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

I thought the number of claws and length of the four legs would have been a give away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To say nothing of the teeth, which are entirely different. The musculature is very similar though.

 

[Melvil]

OT: My girlfriend once ate a guinea pig in Peru. It wasn't all nice and cut up, either. It was roasted whole on a skewer. The reason? She was in the middle of nowhere and it was that or starve...

...I told her I'd have probably taken the 'starve' option!

 

[zimzum42]

I was wondering if there are enough Peruvians in london to justify going into guinea pig farming.

It's got to be the life, can't be that hard to sit about and guard a field of guinea pigs. Just sit and wait for the cash to roll in. They sound tasty......

 

[Mr Phoebus]

What's the scariest noise to a guinea pig?





A pan pipe.

 

[domtyler]

If you decide to get that farm going ZimZum let me know mate, cos I know a Kebab shop owner who is interested.

 

[zimzum42]

Should I go Intensive or Organic?

Cage tower blocks full to brimming with the little bastards, or stay true to the rural idyll and let them roam the concrete in my back yard, feel the fur between my toes and all that?

 

[Hover Fly]

Reminds me of what an ex-girlfriend's father told me one night about how he obtained relief before meeting the girl's mother. The essential equipment was a carton of cream and a kitten...

 

[trustysteed]

Does the pussy have to be washed and suitably dressed for dinner?

 

[stephec]

Does the pussy have to be washed and suitably dressed for dinner?

With it's hair neatly brlycreamed, then combed into a centre parting?