I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition....
Anything that goes in the loft is probably never going to come out the loft, so you may as well get rid.
I'm just wondering how he's going to get this 100kg of 'precious cargo' out of the hole and onto the loft floor once it's dangling from the rafters.True but maybe a little blunt, we're trying to entice a hoarder to admit he's a hoarder, telling him his 'Precious' is just trash isn't going to help.
I'm just wondering how he's going to get this 100kg of 'precious cargo' out of the hole and onto the loft floor once it's dangling from the rafters.
I'm imagining slomo heaving on the line with one hand, feet braced against the opposite side of the hatch as he tries to time letting the hoist down with the swing of the load. Then succumbing to Newtons third law and riding the load back down through the loft opening as the scaffolding gives way.cunning plan?
Is it gold bullion that you are storing?I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition....
A very simple one. Fear not, I'll be able to squirrel away my precious bales of old newspapers with ease.cunning plan?
That rather depends on what you put in your loft, and how accessible it is, doesn't it?Anything that goes in the loft is probably never going to come out the loft, so you may as well get rid.
That's the one.
I suppose so. The only thing that regularly goes in and out of our loft is the Xmas decos. And it's very accessible and I had the floor done for loading. I'm not sure I know what's up there now.That rather depends on what you put in your loft, and how accessible it is, doesn't it?
That rather depends on what you put in your loft, and how accessible it is, doesn't it?