Embarrassing Face Tan

[line71]

Has anyone got remedies for this problem in the next few months?

Already i have white blotches around my eyes due to sunglasses and a distinct whiter part of my forehead due to wearing a hat
Im beginning to resemble a Panda in reverse

 

[Herr-B]

Obviously not in the UK then.

 

[Booyaa]

balaclava?

 

[Peteaud]

Paper bag

 

[Pikey]

Mtfu.

 

[mcshroom]

Ride without hat and glasses?
Do some sunbathing?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Move to Scotland

 

[phil_hg_uk]

Move to Scotland

Funny I was going to say move to Yorkshire

 

[vickster]

Suncream is the sensible option

I read balaclava above as baclava ...sticky!

 

[Dave Davenport]

Yep, the old cyclist's comedy tan. You should see the looks I get lying on the beach wearing nothing but a pair of arm & leg warmers and a surgeons mask.

 

[Pale Rider]

A mate of mine fell asleep - on his side - on his sunbed.

Bright red one side, pale the other and a neat dividing line running down his face, over the bridge of his nose.

That must have been embarrassing.

 

[fossala]

A mate of mine fell asleep - on his side - on his sunbed.

Bright red one side, pale the other and a neat dividing line running down his face, over the bridge of his nose.

That must have been embarrassing.

His sunbed? Fancy...

 

[Andrew_P]

I like my leg warmers and arm warmers in the summer, like a badge of honour!

 

[cervelo chic]

try using sunbeds, I've never had a dodgy cyclists tan

 

[Skipper]

Suncream is the sensible option

I read balaclava above as baclava ...sticky!

I think baclava would make a pretty good sun screen as well!