Hi.
Sorry if this may come across a little crude, but I tend to have a slight warped sense of humour and thought I would share an embarrassing moment I had in our local B&M shop today.
This weekend I've been suffering from some bad flatulence, and whilst in the electrical aisle of B/Ms ,it struck again. I suddenly felt some discomfort and knew I had to let it go as it was impossible not to. It was quite busy in this particular aisle but nobody was near me so I tried in vein to let it go discretely and sneakily ,but to my horror it let rip like a depth charge going off. When I say everybody, I mean everybody heard it and looked at me. I was so embarrassed that i felt my face light up bright red with the shame of it.
It must of caused offence to some ,but I couldn't help but find the funny side of it whilst at the same time feeling totally ashamed.
As you can imagine I soon disappeared with my head down hoping no one recognized me.
As said before, sorry if this sounds a little crude and childish.
Have you an embarrassing story you could share that would put a smile on our faces.
All the best
Johnny.
Sorry if this may come across a little crude, but I tend to have a slight warped sense of humour and thought I would share an embarrassing moment I had in our local B&M shop today.
This weekend I've been suffering from some bad flatulence, and whilst in the electrical aisle of B/Ms ,it struck again. I suddenly felt some discomfort and knew I had to let it go as it was impossible not to. It was quite busy in this particular aisle but nobody was near me so I tried in vein to let it go discretely and sneakily ,but to my horror it let rip like a depth charge going off. When I say everybody, I mean everybody heard it and looked at me. I was so embarrassed that i felt my face light up bright red with the shame of it.
It must of caused offence to some ,but I couldn't help but find the funny side of it whilst at the same time feeling totally ashamed.
As you can imagine I soon disappeared with my head down hoping no one recognized me.
As said before, sorry if this sounds a little crude and childish.
Have you an embarrassing story you could share that would put a smile on our faces.
All the best
Johnny.