Embarrassing moments in life.

[Dave7]

Years ago I was in a queue at post office when I felt the need to release one. I kid you not.....it smelled like I'd eaten a dead rat. There was nothing I could do but bluff it out.....so I just looked at everyone as though asking "who did that".
I never knew for certain if others knew it was me as I didnt go back there for a loooong time.

 

[pawl]

My dad had a saying.Were are you be let the wind blow free.Probably the best thing to do is look innocent and say hells teeth what a pong.

 

[stephec]

I am intrigued to know how YOU know what a BDSM shop is like.

I'd love to tell you, but I've been gagged.

 

[stephec]

Accy showed him

FTFY.

 

[Welsh wheels]

Hi.
Sorry if this may come across a little crude, but I tend to have a slight warped sense of humour and thought I would share an embarrassing moment I had in our local B&M shop today.
This weekend I've been suffering from some bad flatulence, and whilst in the electrical aisle of B/Ms ,it struck again. I suddenly felt some discomfort and knew I had to let it go as it was impossible not to. It was quite busy in this particular aisle but nobody was near me so I tried in vein to let it go discretely and sneakily ,but to my horror it let rip like a depth charge going off. When I say everybody, I mean everybody heard it and looked at me. I was so embarrassed that i felt my face light up bright red with the shame of it.
It must of caused offence to some ,but I couldn't help but find the funny side of it whilst at the same time feeling totally ashamed.
As you can imagine I soon disappeared with my head down hoping no one recognized me.
As said before, sorry if this sounds a little crude and childish.
Have you an embarrassing story you could share that would put a smile on our faces.
All the best
Johnny.

At least you didn't fart in the lift. That's wrong on so many levels.

 

[Welsh wheels]

Hi.
Sorry if this may come across a little crude, but I tend to have a slight warped sense of humour and thought I would share an embarrassing moment I had in our local B&M shop today.
This weekend I've been suffering from some bad flatulence, and whilst in the electrical aisle of B/Ms ,it struck again. I suddenly felt some discomfort and knew I had to let it go as it was impossible not to. It was quite busy in this particular aisle but nobody was near me so I tried in vein to let it go discretely and sneakily ,but to my horror it let rip like a depth charge going off. When I say everybody, I mean everybody heard it and looked at me. I was so embarrassed that i felt my face light up bright red with the shame of it.
It must of caused offence to some ,but I couldn't help but find the funny side of it whilst at the same time feeling totally ashamed.
As you can imagine I soon disappeared with my head down hoping no one recognized me.
As said before, sorry if this sounds a little crude and childish.
Have you an embarrassing story you could share that would put a smile on our faces.
All the best
Johnny.

On my most best embarrassing moments was not looking what I was doing when reaching to put my hand in my pocket. I missed and grabbed the bum belonging to the bloke standing next to me.

 

[Drago]

Is it true that hitmen affix a silencer to their bottom before letting rip?

 

[Electric_Andy]

When I was at Primary School (I must have been 10 or 11), we were playing rounders and as one of the most sporty of the class, I thought I'd hit it out of the playground and impress everyone. I swung the bat as hard as I could....and let out a loud fart as I did so. it echoed around the playground walls and everyone laughed. I went bright red and the teacher said "poor boy". To make matters worse, exactly the same thing happened at a family BBQ about 3 weeks later!

 

[Drago]

I remember in assembly at school the hall was silent apart form a teacher waffling in, when a distressed voice from the back half moaned, half choked out the words "who's farted?", with comedy timing so perfect I have yet to hear its equal.

 

[Globalti]

I get a company car and since my employer buys the cars for cash, mine get passed on after four years to a less senior member of staff. Last time I saw my old Passat it was being driven by a really lovely young woman from Marketing - I felt so sorry for her as she could have had no idea how much I had farted into the seat cushion in my four years of using it.

 

[tyred]

When I was about ten and getting ready for Church one Sunday morning I decided to "borrow" my brother's fancy digital watch. Halfway through the sermon an alarm went off on the watch playing some sort of stupid tune and I couldn't work out how to switch it off...

 

[Andrew_P]

Not mine but my Elderly family who just let them trickle out without either noticing or acknowledging it, even at my tender age I cannot keep the laughter in the more I try the funnier it gets.

At a cubicle half pished the bloke standing next to me lets one go and quips name that tune, I was uncontrollable for ages it wasn't even that funny!

The seeing someone trip over and bursting out with laughter get embarrassing I have no clue why it happens or why I find it so amusing!

 

[Andrew_P]

Most embarrassing and I have told this one before was sharing a hotel room at 13 years old in San Francisco, and the kid I was sharing with had gone down the hall to see his parents I decided it would be a good ruse to hide and jump out with my hands like I am holding a gun and shout freeze - expletive expletive, the poor cleaner nearly shat herself and then went absolutely berserk at me!

 

[Mugshot]

I remember in assembly at school the hall was silent apart form a teacher waffling in, when a distressed voice from the back half moaned, half choked out the words "who's farted?", with comedy timing so perfect I have yet to hear its equal.

Ahhhh, the resonance from the plastic chairs coupled with the acoustics of a school hall, unbeatable.

 

[s7ephanie]

after dining in a fancy french resturant with son and DiL we were walking across the car park when i let out a series of pop pop pop farts, behind us was a french couple, not looking amused but i just burst out laughing !!!
another time walking across the floor in another resturant the elastic in my knickers gave way, had to hobble into the toilets !! I think i'd better avoid resturants in future ! whats the correct spelling for resturant?