I knew a bloke who had a rather acrimonious breakup with his GF when she went off with somebody else so when he went back to the flat to collect his belongings he left a small deposit in her face cream, well stirred in. He told me he enjoyed the idea that every time the new bloke kissed her, he was "kissing my billy bunk"!
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