F**k it List

[Bill Gates]

This is the antedote to The Bucket List i.e. Things to do before you die.

My wife says that I'm grumpy. Well I'm more than grumpy I'm a total ars*ole. and I'm making a list of all the things I'm definitely not going to do before I die.
Number 1. I'm not going to join the Mile High club. I had a German girlfriend when I lived in Germany for a few years who was amazing and I thought she might be up for it but she declined the invitation. Not even remotely interested now. Everything about flying is so stressful that I've even stopped flying.

 

[welsh dragon]

This seems to be more like the "grumpy old gits."thread . Should be a real winner.

 

[Drago]

I'm not visiting the 7 wonders of the world. Most are in countries that will give you food poisoning, or else get you imprisoned/shot/beheaded, etc.

 

[Dave7]

This seems to be more like the "grumpy old gits."thread . Should be a real winner.

I can imagine you and me joining the mile high club.
Me with my gammy back struggling to stand up and you with your new bloomers, the ones with the tight elastic.
Bring it on

 

[welsh dragon]

I can imagine you and me joining the mile high club.
Me with my gammy back struggling to stand up and you with your new bloomers, the ones with the tight elastic.
Bring it on

What a sight that would be

 

[Dec66]

I'm not changing my will to put money behind the bar at my funeral.

Buy your own fecking grog.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Pleeze will you two just get a room, Oh that's what you're on about, carry on, nothing to see here.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

I'm not changing my will to put money behind the bar at my funeral.

You intend to die, not me, I'm going to outlive them all just to show them how miserable I can really be

 

[Dec66]

You intend to die, not me, I'm going to outlive them all just to show them how miserable I can really be

I don't intend to, it'll just happen.

There's nothing I'd like better than un-enhancing the lives of so many others by my achieving immortality.

Sadly, that's unlikely to happen. I need to take that out on somebody, I think.

 

[Cycleops]

I just intend to do more cycling. That's if the legs, heart and lungs are willing. Nothing else has much appeal any more.

 

[Smudge]

I also dont want to fly ever again....... but i'd make an exception if a bit of mile high was on offer.

 

[Beebo]

I'm not changing my will to put money behind the bar at my funeral.

Buy your own fecking grog.

IIRC The bar bill at a funeral is tax deductible from the estate.

 

[Dec66]

IIRC The bar bill at a funeral is tax deductible from the estate.

Apparently so.

In which case, mein host will be submitting a bar bill invoice in the region of £3m.

Despite everybody having to buy their own grog.

 

[Levo-Lon]

I also dont want to fly ever again....... but i'd make an exception if a bit of mile high was on offer.

This reminds me of the French man, Italian and the Yorkshire man..

French man makes love to his girlfriend, she levitates a foot off the bed...


Italian man makes love to his girlfriend, she levitates 2 feet off the bed..


In a think Yorkshire accent, that's fook all, after i give the bird one and wipe myself on the curtains she hits the bloody roof

 

[stephec]

I can imagine you and me joining the mile high club.
Me with my gammy back struggling to stand up and you with your new bloomers, the ones with the tight elastic.
Bring it on

As the saying goes, 'don't have nightmares.'