Fat stain on leather settee

[rich p]

Get the fat *****" to sit somewhere else!

Congrats, thats the third time that joke has been cracked.

 

[rich p]

Why are you all so horrid to Accy? There's no need to criticise his tastes or his budgetary constraints.
Even though he's often a tosser, at least he provides a bit of diversionary entertainment.

 

[NorthernDave]

Reconstituted Skimmed Milk, Sugar, Vegetable Oils (Coconut, Palm), Wheat Flour, Glucose Fructose Syrup, Glucose Syrup, Hazelnut Pieces (2%), Butteroil, Cream (1,5%), Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder*, Whey Solids (Milk), Potato Starch, Emulsifiers (Mono- and Di-Glycerides of Fatty Acids, Sunflower Lecithin, Ammonium Phosphatides), Stabilisers (Locust Bean Gum, Guar Gum, Carrageenan), Skimmed Milk Powder, Salt, Caramelised Sugar Syrup, Flavourings (contains Milk), Wheat Starch, Milk Protein, Egg White, *Rainforest Alliance Certified™ Cocoa

Sounds yummy...

 

[ANT 666]

Set fire to it!

 

[classic33]

My friend wants to know what channel that is?

Channel 966

Recruiting Now!

 

[subaqua]

Monica Lewinski knows how to get rid of stains

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Monica Lewinski knows how to get rid of stains

As well as having made a few in the Oval Office.

 

[midlife]

Monica Lewinski knows how to get rid of stains

Nuke the place?

Shaun

 

[Andy_R]

Yebbut a blind man would like to see it.

and it would make a really nice prop for a radio show...

 

[stephec]

Congrats, thats the third time that joke has been cracked.

They're obviously all watching the same episode of The Comedians.

 

[tyred]

Monica Lewinski knows how to get rid of stains

The cigar burns are more problematical though.

 

[Cuchilo]

Nuke the place?

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Shaun

Just try it rude boy

 

[jefmcg]

Monica Lewinski knows how to get rid of stains

No, she didn't.

That was really the source of the whole problem

 

[ColinJ]

How can anyone fall asleep whilst eating ice cream?

I fell asleep on a sofa once with a full pint of beer in my right hand. I opened my eyes 2 hours later and found myself staring at the still full pint glass a few inches in front of my face!

Fat stain on a sofa is how I imagine you.

I have cycled with Accy - nobody who has met him would accuse him of being fat!

No, she didn't.

That was really the source of the whole problem

The real problem was that Clinton did NOT have what he described as 'sexual relations' with that woman - if he had then the stains would not have been on the dress!

 

[classic33]

Sounds yummy...

Try some of this ?

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