out tonight with my friend Stuart. He's two years older than me. As in 60. His first daughter is 2 years old. So (maths is my strong point) he was 57 when she was conceived.
Which, to me, is inconceivable. What do you think?
So lets put in the markers:
Aged 5 she goes to school - he is 63
Aged 11 she goes to to proper school - he is 69 (he is well beyond retirement)
Aged 14 first boyfriend comes home - he is 72 (now done the three score years and ten)
Aged 16 she thinks of running off with the circus - he is 74
Aged 18 she leaves school - he is 76
Aged 22 she leaves University - he is 80
Aged 25 she wants to borrow money for a deposit on her first flat (rent or buy) - he is 83
Aged 30 she meets the love of her life and wants Dad to walk her down the aisle - he is 88
Aged 33 she has twins (left it a bit late so its UVF), can Dad babysit ?- he is 90
Aged 37 twins are 5, she wants to go back to work - Can Dad do the school run ? - he is 95
Aged 43 the twins are 10 and start appreciating the grandparents for knowledge and presents - he is 100
Go figure ......
(My younger sister is exactly 100 years younger
older than her grandfather, so I'm aware of the real issues)