favourite cycling quotes??

[Dave7]

How far?? Bloody hell-I dont go that far on my holidays.
Golfing mate after I did 37 miles last year.

 

[EltonFrog]

I don't know who said this and I'm probably paraphrasing...

"If bicycles were invented today, they would be seen as part of the solution, not the problem."

 

[Yellow Saddle]

"You are not doing this, on that bike, are you?"

Said to me 3/4 way through a MTB stage race by someone with a far fancier bike than my V-brake, alu-frame, 8-speed, hardtail bike that remained faithful to me for 14 years.

 

[Venod]

A one hour ride is 4% of your day, no excuses.

 

[youngoldbloke]

'What! 30 miles IN ONE DAY?'

 

[Spinney]

 

[Racing roadkill]

I never ever took performance enhancing drugs, during my career, never ever ever ever, and anyone that says I did is a complete peanut. Lance Armstrong (probably).

 

[Phyllosc]

"My legs are like sticks of sh*t!" An old friend of mine complaining after a long, long hard ride

 

[shadow master]

"The world lies right beyond the handlebars of any bicycle" Daniel behrman.

 

[screenman]

Jensie.

 

[huwsparky]

Money buys the seconds - training buys the minutes.

 

[Ed Phelan]

Anyone ever watched The Thick of It? I enjoy Malcolm Tucker's sentiments on cyclists

 

[Boon 51]

Get out of the way DOPEY... That's said by me as I ride through the town and people just walk across the road in front of me..