Favourite Insults

[SpokeyDokey]

Wankelmut - for those who vacillate.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

He’s got a face like a City Bakeries halloween cake.

(This was a well-known saying in Glasgow when City Bakeries was the Greggs of its day.

 

[Drago]

I wouldn't say you're ugly, but even Medusa is frightened to look at you.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

 

[Chris S]

I heard this on a radio program:
"How do I look?"
"Beautiful my dear, it must have taken you ages."

 

[Hover Fly]

Why is everything you do not fit for purpose?

 

[Craig the cyclist]

You look someone set your face on fire and put it out with a brick

But as proper insults go, surely it is impossible to beat 'c**t' isn't it?

 

[Drago]

You look someone set your face on fire and put it out with a brick

But as proper insults go, surely it is impossible to beat 'c**t' isn't it?

What's wrong with being a Celt?

 

[cyberknight]

I trust him about as far as i can spit out a dead rat

 

[stephec]

Somewhere there's a village missing an idiot.

 

[Craig the cyclist]

What's wrong with being a Celt?

Well, clearly they can't stay in a football tournament past the second weekend

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I’d have a battle of wits with you. But I don’t like to attack those who are defenceless

 

[CharlieB]

Stuck up stickybeak.

(I think that one originated in Australia, but please correct me if I’m wrong)

 

[pjd57]

You look someone set your face on fire and put it out with a brick

But as proper insults go, surely it is impossible to beat 'c**t' isn't it?

What about ( common expression in Glasgow ) good c**TS ?