Feeding the neighbour's fish

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Julia9054

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Location
Knaresborough
I looked after my neighbour's goldfish when I was about 10. I had instructions to clean out and change the water in the goldfish bowl after the first week. I put the bowl into the bathroom sink and, as I lifted the goldfish out, it made a bid for freedom and escaped down the sink overflow. My dad turned all the taps on and stood by the drain with a tray. He caught the little bugger and the neighbour was none the wiser.
 

RoubaixCube

~Tribanese~
Location
London, UK
I looked after my neighbour's goldfish when I was about 10. I had instructions to clean out and change the water in the goldfish bowl after the first week. I put the bowl into the bathroom sink and, as I lifted the goldfish out, it made a bid for freedom and escaped down the sink overflow. My dad turned all the taps on and stood by the drain with a tray. He caught the little bugger and the neighbour was none the wiser.

The great escape staring Steve McFish
 
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Dec66

Dec66

A gentlemanly pootler, these days
Location
West Wickham
My rabbit died whilst we were on holiday, our neighbour put it in our freezer.

Did the dead fish have a name or was it just one of many similar fish. He may not even notice.

I don't know. I should make the effort to find out, so I can write a fitting eulogy.
 
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Dec66

Dec66

A gentlemanly pootler, these days
Location
West Wickham
How did it taste?
I don't know, some Cockney dug it up after I buried it :laugh:

Just be honest and tell him the chippy was closed and the family needed feeding

It was only about two inches long, so slim pickings for a family of four, unless we'd happened to have had Jesus round.

Maybe when those people come knocking at my door on Saturday mornings telling me to "let Jesus in" I should take them up on it, to defray the cost of my groceries :okay:
 

Brains

Legendary Member
Location
Greenwich
As a kid we once looked after the neighbours two goldfish and two gerbils
One fish died, one gerbil died.
My Dad went to the pet shop and replaced both, so they got back two fish and two gerbils

Some weeks later the gerbils had baby's!
Which surprised the owners as they thought they had two females !
 

captain nemo1701

Space cadet. Deck 42 Main Engineering.
Location
Bristol
Don't worry....it could be worse.
True story....in Peterborough in the 70s and 80s I worked in a large factory where there was a fair proportion of older Italian guys who'd come across after WW2, many worked in the brick pits as well. They were for the most part southern and simple folk from rural backgrounds.
Sebastian, a hulking guy of about 50 at the time (I'd be about 20 at that time) had legendary sandwiches, sometimes what looked like raw anchovies would be hanging from inch thick slabs of bread....always hulking slabs of bread. They made their own wine, had allotments, grew their own stuff etc etc etc.
One year a friend of his went back to Italy to see family and left his goat in Sebs care....it died (reasons unknown).
He butchered it and ate it. :wacko:

One morning I walked up the loading bay and there was a huddle of Italians..I wandered up to see what was happening, one of them produced a dead rabbit, roadkill perhaps, pulled out a knife and skinned and gutted it, slipped it back in the bag....tonight's tea no doubt. :smile:

True story:

One of our engineers was working in Kazakhstan in temperatures of about minus 30. The locals had a 'pet' goat back at camp. Our engineer got back to the camp at the end of day one and enquired about a meal for the night. As you might guess, one of the locals said that it wouldn't be long as his mate had just gone out to slaughter the goat....:laugh:
 
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Dec66

Dec66

A gentlemanly pootler, these days
Location
West Wickham
Dont fret pet..it could have been a 10k Koi ...
Some friends of ours moved house a couple of years ago, and much to their surprise the previous owners left their big pond, with the big drainpipe over it, with the pump pumping water through the drainpipe into the pond, in order to oxygenate the water in the pond for all the huge goldfish and Koi carp living in it.

They wanted the hassle of this like they wanted a hole in the head, so he was desperately trying to give these things away, some of which are very valuable. No takers.

The pond setup wasn't terribly efficient either, leaks all over the place and filthy water. Eventually they thought they'd better do something, so the chap of the house painstakingly went about remediating all the issues, having no previous experience in keeping fish like these.

The fish are thriving, and he's quite fond of them now, but I suspect he'd have had a barbecue some time ago if Koi Carp tasted nicer than they do.

(The previous owners also left a huge manky spa bath, but they are too frightened of health hazards to try to do anything with that)
 

Saluki

World class procrastinator
House sat for a friend while she was on holiday for a fortnight and my Parsons Terrier ate friend's daughter's hamster :ohmy: I went round every pet shop in Norwich trying to find a hamster that resembled the eaten one. I did find one but was rumbled 18 months later when it was still alive. Apparently, the one my Millie-dog ate, was elderly.
 
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deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
Le fin...
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Dec66

Dec66

A gentlemanly pootler, these days
Location
West Wickham
Went over to feed the fish again about an hour ago, with some trepidation I have to say.

All remaining fish are fine.
 
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