Five a day turned into a smoothie

[theclaud]

If you blitz kiwis for anything longer than a second or so, the seeds shatter into thousands of horrible shards that create a distinctly unpleasant slightly-fizzy-but-mostly-prickly effect. It's unsurprising that 3BM's rustic palate hasn't picked this up, but I'm surprised at Reggers.

 

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This thread is like watching a late night shopping channel.

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Are you on commission?

 

[Accy cyclist]

I'm getting a powerful sense of deja vu. You all work for that late night shopping channel, don't you?

Mmm that's going back some years.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PElJ7VHs0M

 

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Mmm that's going back some years.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PElJ7VHs0M

Some viewers will be rolling on the floor with laughter, like the aliens in the Smash adverts.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Some viewers will be rolling on the floor with laughter, like the aliens in the Smash adverts.

He lived to 96 years old so that fitness regime certainly paid off.

 

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He lived to 96 years old so that fitness regime certainly paid off.

Not sure about that. Prolonging one's life with a hateful vegetable slurry seems like a Living Death to me.

 

[EltonFrog]

Today's smoothie, fruit only.

1 banana, 1qtr Pineapple, 1 Apple, 2tblsp Mixed berries, 1tbsp Honey. 1tsp ground ginger.

The best yet.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Skin-on kiwis in today's shmoody!

Made no difference to my rustic palate. My lad vomited all over the floor shortly after having his but there may be other factors involved.

 

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Skin-on kiwis in today's shmoody!

Made no difference to my rustic palate. My lad vomited all over the floor shortly after having his but there may be other factors involved.

Oh, go on man! People hereabouts don't seem coy about posting pictures of their semi-liquid confections. I'm sure your lad's one looks equally appetising. We need pictures.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Oh, go on man! People hereabouts don't seem coy about posting pictures of their semi-liquid confections. I'm sure your lad's one looks equally appetising. We need pictures.

We tend to clear vomit up rather than stand over it with the Box Brownie but if you're desperate I'll see if I can remember for next time.

 

[Stephenite]

Spinach, mango, banana, apple, and a tablespoon of dried goji berries, a teaspoon of chia seeds and a drop of linseed oil (cos i've got to use it up). Heavenly. Oh, that's seven ingredients - then recipe will have to be called seventh heaven. Chrith Eubank would order 'thikth theventh heaventh, pleathe'.

 

[jefmcg]

serving suggestion:

 

[Accy cyclist]

serving suggestion:

Wow that'd be nice liquidised!

 

[jefmcg]

Wow that'd be nice liquidised!

I was trying to say that @Stephenite's smoothie looks like mushy peas

But, whatever...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mushy peas = Nu Labour Guacamole...