Free/wild camping tips

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Location
London
Can any of you nice folk offer good tips for finding free camping spots when touring?

Or tales of places you have freecamped/bivvied?

Particularly unlikely ones?

No precise locations of course. Can't be having those on the web.

I do have an arrangement with an individual to share spots.

On the understanding that any wider publicity for spots will result in, some fine or windswept day, a cross and mysterious mound of earth being discovered by a stray dog/walker.
 

Ming the Merciless

There is no mercy
Location
Inside my skull
Beer gardens. Pitch tent after pub closes and with permission.
 
OP
OP
Blue Hills
Location
London
Woodlands, pitching after the dog walkers have gone home.
What time do you reckon the dogwalkers disappear? I always had the idea that it was possibly rather late, possibly walking off a row with spouse/bending the dog's ear about the madness of it all.
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
And just before the doggers arrive? ;)
At least there is 'entertainment' on tap. :whistle:

My 'freecamping' is pitch at dusk and away near dawn, or at least get the tent down then cook brekky. :hungry:
 

Gravity Aided

Legendary Member
Location
Land of Lincoln
Carry one of these, for exterior building hydrants.
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Me and a mate slept in a football stadium in Denmark. I rolled out my exped in the stand (lie-downs) and snuggled down into my sleeping bag. Slept excellently.

Put our tent up on the grassy part of a quiet-ish petrol station in Sweden.

Slept at the back of a supermarket (on the unloading bay) in Germany.

Slept in the open in the middle bushy/treed bit of a large roundabout in France.

My cousin was getting married near Oxford and the do was at a fancy hotel. My girlfriend and I camped in the spacious grounds of the hotel. Next morning we showered and breakfasted as normal guests.

As long as you're out of sight, you should be safe. Toilet facilities are handy to have near by, otherwise take it with you (at least to the nearest rubbish bin, otherwise dig and bury it).

Make sure you've got water to last the night: food can be bought in the morning.

Just go and do it.
 

MontyVeda

a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
Back in the day, when 'wild' camping was just called camping... I / we would find a secluded spot and pitch after sundown. I've camped on the top of Swinside near Keswick (not very flat), on the banks of Windermere and Coniston (both a bit rocky), amongst the trees on Windmill Hill near Avebury (perfect), and just outside the circle itself on a subsequent trip. We pitched up on the edge of a field once, only to wake up to find we were camped on a track used by a sizeable herd dairy cattle; with said cattle all trundling along it in our direction... never packed up a tent quite so quickly before or since! We were once woken by a grumpy farmer in Cumbria who demanded £1 each before telling us to clear off. Just gotta play it by ear, and be prepared for that grumpy farmer... although that's only happened once.
 
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Gravity Aided

Legendary Member
Location
Land of Lincoln
That won't work in Louisiana, and some parts of Missouri and Illinois. Louisiana is also still under Napoleonic Code, you're guilty until proven innocent.
 
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