FNRttC Friday Night Ride to the Coast - Southend-on-Sea 9th December

[dellzeqq]

I'd quite like to join this one - I've not been to Southend yet this year (No loss! I hear you cry... ) Please add me to the list, Dell.

'tis done. We are now out of LCC/BC places

 

[frank9755]

With language like that you can keep Frank company at the back of the ride! The rest of us will pretend you two are not with us.

1. What did I say to get myself bracketed with Adrian Aardvark?

2. How did you manage to disappear on the way through Hyde Park last Saturday evening?

 

[martint235]

There's a whole website dedicated to Adrian Aardvark in his favourite jersey here

 

[Wobblers]

1. What did I say to get myself bracketed with Adrian Aardvark?

2. How did you manage to disappear on the way through Hyde Park last Saturday evening?

1. With you both favouring more, ahem, colourful language I thought you two may prefer to be ride together. At the back. Where the rest of us can exercise some plausible deniability. Don't think I didn't notice you refer to Whitstable Station as "Where's that ******* station then?" Tsk tsk.

2. As you were shooting off westwards whilst I was waiting behind some pedestrians it occurred to me that I ought to be heading north instead. By which time you'd already disappeared....

 

[dellzeqq]

just working on the my last general mailing of the year and came upon something like this...

This ride doesn't give a fark about what you think of it. Yeah, it's a dirty **********er with golden teeth, but it has a trick deck, weighted dice, a Saharan tan, and a notebook of the inexplicable avenue meanders such that it will turn you on your ass and you will beg for forgiveness for having the audacity to deem yourself greater than it

 

[Aperitif]

Dellzappa rules - and sometimes does it freehand...and it does encourage folk to ride their candy coloured tangerine flake streamlined babies once more before Santa plasters itself all over shop windows and round tables.

 

[Aperitif]

Does this mean that you will be signing up?

Colourless me, guv. - lightweight..and colourless.

 

[Davywalnuts]

Teef... please come... ill even buy beer as a first round...

 

[Aperitif]

Teef... please come... ill even buy beer as a first round...

Where's that fainting smiley?
Good try Davy - any fule kno that there aint not nowhere to get a beer in Southend at that time of the morning...even after we have waited for you to arrive, crash, go to toilet etc...

 

[Davywalnuts]

Where's that fainting smiley?
Good try Davy - any fule kno that there aint not nowhere to get a beer in Southend at that time of the morning...even after we have waited for you to arrive, crash, go to toilet etc...

My new role finally involves me legitimately being last... and as Dell will say, I hope, I am a changed man. and I dare say it, we can fill up a rucksack on approach to Saffend with the necessaries.. now, I wonder who would offer to not only bring a rucksack big enough but would also let it be filled for the great of good? Or maybe Becs could turn up with panniers lined with sparkly stuff, like Bognor earlier this year.. This is after all, the last Fridays night ride this year..

 

[theclaud]

Where's that fainting smiley?
Good try Davy - any fule kno that there aint not nowhere to get a beer in Southend at that time of the morning...even after we have waited for you to arrive, crash, go to toilet etc...

When it comes to Southend, Plan A segues into Plan B before anyone even has a chance to ask what Plan A was...

 

[dellzeqq]

Claudine C
Adrian C
Alan Lu
Andrew Bu
Andrij B
Anne H
Ashley N
Ben P
Ben B-M
Bruce R
Cate R
Charlie B
Charles E
Chris Br
Davy S
Els V
Fred C
Gordon P
Grahame D
Greg C
Ian A
Ian M
Jan F
Joan A
Joan McG
John E
John Ty
Julie G
User10571 B
Kim W
Malcolm S
Mark P
Martin B
Martin F
Martin W
Mike M
Miranda S
Nick L
Nigel C2
Nigel W
Olaf S
Peter L
Peter W
Rebecca O-B
Rimas
Ruth H
Sam W
Sandra S
Simon B
Sonia W
Stuart A
Stuart G
Susie F
Tacey L
Tim D
Tim H
Tim O
Titus H
TJ A
Tony F
Werner W
Wim van R
Paul P
Craig A
Danny R
Alex B
Mark T
(there may be a couple more, but the spreadsheet is elsewere..)

 

[theclaud]

I've fallen off the list. The disappointment is made all the more bitter by the heady moments I spent in pole position. I suspect Adrian is behind this.

 

[JohnTCC]

I have dropped off of the list unless I am now John Ty instead of John T

JohnT

 

[dellzeqq]

I have dropped off of the list unless I am now John Ty instead of John T

JohnT

you are indeed. Consider it a promotion. (You were always John Ty on the spreadsheet, because we have another John T. Mind you, there's a Nigel Cr and a Nigel Cr2, and a Paul Rb, a Paul Rp and a Paul Ri. And don't start me on the Andrew B's...........