FNRttC Friday Night Ride to the Coast to Felpham 26 July

[dellzeqq]

ah - the cows. Actually heifers. We met some Duke of Edinburgh's kids coming the other way and 'warned' them about the heifers. As in scared the holy crap out of them. Great fun.

 

[Tim Hall]

I know a joke about heifers, but dinner is served, so you'll have to wait.

 

[iLB]

ah - the cows. Actually heifers. We met some Duke of Edinburgh's kids coming the other way and 'warned' them about the heifers. As in scared the holy crap out of them. Great fun.

Are you sure it was the cows that did it?

 

[_aD]

And cows! Dont forget the cows!

With their ever-advancing gait and terrifyingly curious nature.

 

[ianrauk]

With their ever-advancing gait and terrifyingly curious nature.

They stare.....................

 

[Tim Hall]

I know a joke about heifers, but dinner is served, so you'll have to wait.

Anyway, this lad goes on a school trip to a farm. It's all very exciting. He comes home and tells his mum all about it:

"Miss took us into a field and we saw some sheep. Then we saw some chickens. Then she showed us some f**kers. Then we saw some ducks"

"Woah" said his mum, "what was that lat bit?"
"We saw some ducks"
"No, before that"
"We saw some f**kers. Well Miss called them effers, but we knew what she meant."

 

[_aD]

They stare.....................

...then they start to cheerfully walk towards you...

 

[dellzeqq]

Adam B
Adrian C
Chris F
Claudine C
Gary J
Gordon P
Henry D
Ian At
Jenny M
User10571 B
Kevin J
Martin W
Nigel Cro
Olaf S
Paul D
Paul Rd
Philip P
Rebecca O
Robbie F
Ronald R
Stephen W
Stuart A
Yannis B
Anne H
Philip K
Grahame D
Sandra S
Stuart G
Mark St
Andrew C
Janette Gu
John Gu
Jo T
Neil G
Charlie B
Martin John W
Susie F
Steve D
Adam P
Andrew By
Nick L
Steve J
David C
Murray C
Nigel T
Kristjan K
Dave J
John K
Anna H
Mick D
Huw N
Tony P
Mark G
Jon

 

[Flying Dodo]

In other news, the cottage belonging to William Blake is up for sale.

He could churn out a tidy phrase:-

Away to sweet Felpham, for Heaven is there

He also wrote some ditty about Jerusalem but he couldn't have got his O-level Geography, as he places it somewhere in England.

Anyway, it's not a bungalow, so we probably won't stop, although it is on the way, just before we get to the Lobster Pot.

 

[Dogtrousers]

I am going to partake in this pancake flat moonlit ride to the glorious glistening azure sea. I will converse on route to the needy individuals who have specifically requested such eloquent repartee. With the sole intent of provoking the ire of some participants; I will be sporting pink accessories and may even use arm warmers, as is my wont. At the coast I will consume fearsome quantities from the foaming jug of that most delicious brown liquid (other hues are available) so favoured by the scrofulous peasants these rides attract.

The scrofulous peasants would do better going to Whitstable, because just a few miles down the coast in Margate is "The Royal Sea-Bathing Infirmary for Scrofula"

 

[Tim Hall]

In other news, the cottage belonging to William Blake is up for sale.

He could churn out a tidy phrase:-


He also wrote some ditty about Jerusalem but he couldn't have got his O-level Geography, as he places it somewhere in England.

Anyway, it's not a bungalow, so we probably won't stop, although it is on the way, just before we get to the Lobster Pot.

He's also got a plaque Fox Inn on the run in:

 

[Mark Grant]

Add me to the list please.
I send an Email.

Ta.

 

[dellzeqq]

Adam B
Adam P
Adrian C
Andrew By
Andrew C
Anna H
Anne H
Charlie B
Chris F
Claudine C
Dave J
David C
Gary J
Gordon P
Grahame D
Henry D
Huw N
Ian At
Janette Gu
Jenny M
Jo T
John Gu
John K
User10571 B
Kevin J
Kristjan K
Mark St
Martin John W
Martin W
Mick D
Murray C
Neil G
Nick L
Nigel Cro
Nigel T
Olaf S
Paul D
Philip K
Philip P
Rebecca O
Robbie F
Ronald R
Sandra S
Stephen W
Steve D
Steve J
Stuart A
Stuart G
Susie F
Tony P
Yannis B
Mark G
Jon the farmer
Julie G
Louise M
Simon P

 

[Aperitif]

Have a nice ride.
Take a look here and think of
And revel in this piece of beauty by Crinklylion and children.

 

[iLB]

Hurt myself bouldering last night. Might be out.