FNRttC Friday Night Ride to the Coast - Whitstable June 1st

[Aperitif]

Ah 'Teef,'Teef. I would love to fund your Saturday morning revelry however such has been my Northern largesse in previous years that all reputable providers of credit removed their services from my grasp and left me the penniless waif you tend to see drifting around on nightime cycle rides. I will try to buy a drink for close compadres but even this cannot be guaranteed.

Ah - the usual toffee from anyone North of Watford..."Mean as you start to go on".
By the way, did you know that Nelson is the weaving Centre of the Universe! (especially when you're up there on your bike) There was a programme about the factories, and enterprise there, on Sunday...about 9.30pm R4
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01ghc50
'S Dawes Weaving' in admirable Nelson - obviously only one eye in their needles...

 

[Davywalnuts]

FTFY

HUH!!!! And mine too lanky!!

 

[martint235]

HUH!!!! And mine too lanky!!

You're in luck 'Teef, Davy is buying

 

[ianrauk]

So if MacB turns out as well, we could all leave our wallets at home.

*pricks up ears*

 

[Aperitif]

*pricks up ears*

With the size of TallM's ears I should consider what you're saying, Ian - could get nasty.
MacB left his wallet in the garage the other day - didn't you see it for sale in the Classifieds?

 

[ianrauk]

Good grief, is that the sort of thing they get up to in Orpington these days?

Madam,
re The delights of Orpington. May I point you in the direction of this thread....

 

[StuartG]

*pricks up ears*

Good grief, is that the sort of thing they get up to in Orpington these days?

Say again?

 

[Davywalnuts]

You're in luck 'Teef, Davy is buying

Cake, its obligatory isn't it when its ones birthday??

 

[Aperitif]

Cake, its obligatory isn't it when its ones birthday??

Davy "Errr. it is my birthday and I'd like a cake please."
The Baker "Certainly sir, do you have any particular design in mind?"
Davy "Well, yes actually, - take a look - I'd like it modelled on my thighs."
The Baker "Oh, sorry sir, we don't make our cakes that spongy."

 

[martint235]

Davy "Errr. it is my birthday and I'd like a cake please."
The Baker "Certainly sir, do you have any particular design in mind?"
Davy "Well, yes actually, - take a look - I'd like it modelled on my thighs."
The Baker "Oh, sorry sir, we don't make our cakes that spongy."

 

[martint235]

It's all 'Teef's fault

 

[Davywalnuts]

 

[Wobblers]

So if MacB turns out as well, we could all leave our wallets at home.

I think it best that I not mention that I may have a birthday around about this particular date...

Oh, wait...

 

[Wobblers]

This is not an issue about which one normally has any doubt.

Well, it's a function of how many rounds I'll have to buy.

 

[Aperitif]

Well, it's a function of how many rounds I'll have to buy.

Why, suddenly change the habits of a lifetime?