FNRttC Friday Night Ride to the Coast - Whitstable June 1st

[Wobblers]

I take it your requirement for presence is not one where full compus mentus is a priority and just a body, albeit, a battered and bruised incoherent dribbling mess is okay? You have warned the lovely Helen that there are four birthdays happening that weekend and that Whitstable does have a reputation that's greater than the planetary mass and gravitational pull of both mine and teef's thighs?

That's no way to talk about yourself, Davy!

Sometimes you're not bruised...

 

[Davywalnuts]

That's no way to talk about yourself, Davy!

Sometimes you're not bruised...

Not my sort of thing anymore..

 

[Andrij]

Double brekkie, OJ, coffee and a pint it the way to start the Whitstable day. But I'm sure I could find room for cake.

 

[martint235]

Davy! No one wants cake! We're off the hook! Double breakfast and quadruple pints twice for me please!!!

 

[ianrauk]

Someone mention cake?

 

[martint235]

Someone mention cake?

Too late. Orders are closed.

 

[ianrauk]

Too late. Orders are closed.

Even for one of your best cycling buddies?

 

[Wobblers]

Davy! No one wants cake! We're off the hook! Double breakfast and quadruple pints twice for me please!!!

I'll have CAKE, thanks awfully.

 

[martint235]

Even for one of your best cycling buddies?

Yep. I'm a tight northerner. When we say orders have closed, we mean orders have closed and we're off down the pub. Soz.

 

[martint235]

I'll have CAKE, thanks awfully.

Too late. Orders are closed.

You just weren't paying attention we you?

 

[ianrauk]

Yep. I'm a tight northerner. When we say orders have closed, we mean orders have closed and we're off down the pub. Soz.

I'll have 2 slices then.

 

[Sittingduck]

I'll have CAKE, thanks awfully.

Likewise!

 

[Wobblers]

You just weren't paying attention we you?

Sorry, I didn't quite catch that, which arm did you say you wanted broken?

 

[martint235]

Sorry, I didn't quite catch that, which arm did you say you wanted broken?

Hang on a minute, it's your birthday too so you're buying cake!!

 

[Wobblers]

Hang on a minute, it's your birthday too so you're buying cake!!

I was wondering when you were going to remember that. But it seems your birthday is on the day in question whereas mine will already be past so I'm afraid the onus will be on you to supply cake. Cheesecake for me, ta muchly.