I do a good northern accent for working class places, but go very posh when middle class is needed. I don't realise I'm doing it.
Oh dear.
Tragic.
I haven't really the inclination to pick apart the rest of your posts, but there's inflammatory garbage aplenty there you'd do well to comb over and wonder if you ought to have strewn on this thread, like an urban fox climbed in your head looking for a snack and tossed your thoughts all over our drive.
But, let's just give this one a forensic look-over, huh?
(Of course, the thread's designed to fit bespoke for the North-South Divide Posse. Anyone expressing outrage that the North is being taken in vain will be summarily chewed up by the Posse. They'll be along in a minute.)
You "do a good northern accent". Well, that's great. How insulting. Nice to know you can slip effortlessly into one of our working men's clubs up here, order a pint of black and tan, and relax without getting your head kicked off for being posh. Well done you. Thanks for confirming that the middle class have us pinned to our cultural stereotypes so tightly, like little collected moths in glass-fronted drawers, for their titillation.
You "go very posh when middle class is needed"! Oh my. When is it needed? You mean, when you're pretending to be someone you don't think you are? Tell us more. On second thoughts, don't bother. I can only imagine you'll tell us about your time eating little fried doves with a napkin on your head, or when you got the business card of a really good orthodontist while on a cruise. FFS
"I don't realise I'm doing it" Of course you realise you're doing it. You've just told us in detail all about it. You're rather proud of your shapeshifting. Maybe it's time for you to come down and decide who you are, and have the courage to be that person, however many degrees you have and whatsoever the degree of "posher" you are than your partner.
Upthread someone complained we hadn't got angry enough. Bloody hell. I'm spitting feathers here, and I usually resist the urge to respond to "taunt" threads like this. I've just reread your Post 60! Are you real?
You've already called me a snob if I identify with working class. You're happy to pepper your idle posting with insults, down and back to those you think you're trampling over. And then dismiss it all by saying none of it really matters.
Your posts define the very essence of petty bourgeoisie: worrying but unsurprising that we're still talking like this.