Funniest Fringe Joke: Poll

[Aperitif]

A dire 'winner.' I smiled at the pessimism (as a fellow expert) but the winner for me is the alphabet. A bigger smile. Rivetting after that - but I suppose it's whatever floats your boat.

 

[Maz]

Harper Seven

Sounds like the shipping forecast!

 

[TVC]

I saw Stewart Francis earlier this year and was much amused. A lot is in his delivery and timing, the Posh and Becks joke was much funnier than it looks written down.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Strangely enough I think Mr Beckham would laugh at the first altho' I find it harder to see Mrs Beckham doing so.

yeah, her stony face would crack ....

 

[Headgardener]

My first thought was what have fridges got to do with the jokes then I realized that I had miss read the title.

 

[Arch]

I went for rivetting, but found it hard to choose a funniest. Pretty much all one liners are the same amount of funny to me written down. There is a lot in the delivery. I think in the end, I chose the one I did because I find the subject interesting anyway. How sad is that?

 

[potsy]

I went for the 'only child' one, as I know it will annoy my sister

 

[02GF74]

I went for rivetting, but found it hard to choose a funniest. Pretty much all one liners are the same amount of funny to me written down. There is a lot in the delivery. I think in the end, I chose the one I did because I find the subject interesting anyway. How sad is that?[/quote]
well, it certainly is not funny

 

[Cubist]

My first thought was what have fridges got to do with the jokes then I realized that I had miss read the title.

what's white and can't climb trees?

 

[Doseone]

Reading through those was like listening to Tim Vine or Milton Jones.

 

[DiddlyDodds]

Not one of the jokes on the first post were funny , typical student jokes and being a 40+ missery i like real jokes

 

[Archie_tect]

Go on then Diddy... [you're not related to Ken of Knotty Ash are you? Respect]

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Reading through those was like listening to Tim Vine or Milton Jones.

Or the old master, Stephen Wright.

I bought some batteries...but they weren't included...so I had to buy them again.

 

[Doseone]

Or the old master, Stephen Wright.

I bought some batteries...but they weren't included...so I had to buy them again.

I like that one

 

[Archie_tect]

Thanks 3BMcG....

Just googled... he's not the footballer or the one on Radio 2...
found a whole load of quotes which were really good though!

"Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle....
"How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?