General Lifestyle Advice

[BrumJim]

I love the fact that packaging now not only tells you how to use the product, but also gives you general lifestyle advice too.
For example:
"Keep away from babies and small children."

Sounds good to me!
Or, from Guinness:

"Chill for at least 4 hours."

I'm up for that one.

And the latest from our new wok:
"Don't use abrasive cleaners."
Ours are very friendly and smiley people. Not in the slightest bit antagonistic.

Any more general advice gleaned from packaging on new products?

 

[Tim Hall]

On those big trays bread is packed in at the supermarket
"Unauthorised possession is an offence"

You can take the "of anything" as read.

 

[Doseone]

On a packet of Sun-Maid Raisins: "why not try tossing on your favourite breakfast cereal".

 

[vernon]

On a packet of Sun-Maid Raisins: "why not try tossing on your favourite breakfast cereal".

Calling @Fnaar.

I'm sure that he prefers crumpet though or a nice muffin.

 

[Moodyman]

'Enjoy as part of a healthy lifestyle'

As in this product is bad for you. To balance the badness you are about to consume you have to eat loadsa goodness later.

 

[vernon]

'Enjoy as part of a healthy lifestyle'

As in this product is bad for you. To balance the badness you are about to consume you have to eat loadsa goodness later.

And pile on weight as a consequence.

I pie = 300kg of salad.

 

[tyred]

"Take by mouth" written on the label of a bottle of cough mixture I had when I had the cold a while back.

What else was I going to do with it? Snort it, inject it, smoke it...

 

[albion]

Marks and Spencer moved the weight label on their fresh single price chickens to the underside.

You now have to 'spill blood' to choose the weightiest !

 

[roadrash]

I dont like the advice on roll on deodourants...........

Remove cap and push up bottom

 

[Berk on a Bike]

Good advice at the bottom of these instructions for using an iron (whatever THAT is...)

 

[vernon]

"Take by mouth" written on the label of a bottle of cough mixture I had when I had the cold a while back.

What else was I going to do with it? Snort it, inject it, smoke it...

You left out enema.

 

[Turbo Rider]

"Please leave these facilities as you wish them to be found" on the inside of toilet doors. I'm not sure they mean that?!?!

 

[vernon]

Good advice at the bottom of these instructions for using an iron (whatever THAT is...)

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It reminds me of the joke:

A man with two burnt ears went to the doctor and told him, "The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."

The doctor asked her, "What about the other ear?"

He replied, "They called back."

 

[subaqua]

You left out enema.

that would surely be covered by Inject it

 

[subaqua]