Fnaar said:Time for one of my favourite cr@p jokes...
Q: What does a mummy ghost say to a baby ghost?
A: Don't spook unless you are spooken to
(actually the sentiment that plays on is so old fashioned now... an update would be "If you don't spook, I'll give you lots of sweets and coke and buy you a burger and an Ipod".
I say Fnaar, that's actually a terribly interesting joke there, as it rather turns on the concept of a "mummy" and a "ghost". Point being, that mummies are often portrayed as animated deceased in and of themselves, seemingly as an independent form of ghost, albeit as a member of the subset of Egyptian ghouls. ~So in a sense, a "mummy ghost" is a redundancy, or perhaps a tortology even, as it can be taken to imply the doubly abstract concept ghost of a ghost.
Perhaps I'll stop now.
